Slutty little glasses 🫦
Because we‘d all kneel for a cute nerd (or bespectacled hottie in general) 🥵📚 Collection of romance books where the MMC wears glasses and looks fabulously hot in them 😍 Bonus points if there is a scene where he takes them off to kiss his partner harder 🔥🌶️ Recommendations are always very much welcome (also I haven‘t read every single book on here, so please feel free to correct me if one doesn‘t fit)






smoochie on her coochie
hey google, play slumber party by ashnikko 🍽️ romance books with cunnilingus 👅 any and all positions welcome! bonus points if she is restrained or she is getting eaten out for the first time.
to all the MMCs, let’s hope you can find the clit to all the FMCs, i already know y’all 𝒶𝓉𝑒
🙂↕️ when in doubt, eat her out 🙂↕️






when the “fuck it” moment hits just right
yearning for so long that the MC finally snaps and has a fuck it moment. this hits the best when the relationship is taboo and they KNOW its wrong but give in anyway 🫨
fuck it and then fuck each other 🤷






it’ll fit | we’ll make it fit
romance books with well endowed MCs and their partner/s thinks it wont fit. spoiler: will it fit? answer is in the title 🙇♀️
having a big dick is not always a great thing but we love it when the owner is self-aware and takes care of their partner/s 🫡
big appendage 🤝 small hole






we found arousal in an inconvenient place
for when you need to juggle acting normal, giving in to your bodys reaction, and not giving yourself away 😈
getting a boner in a public space just at the thought of someone, unexpected sexy time at a restaurant, public remote play, getting aroused when you know its wrong, a brush of a hand or a butt and oops! im horny: all of these plus more!
the aim of the game is dont let anyone ✨know✨






clean mirror, dirty reflections
romance books with reflective surface scenes where they watch themselves or each other 👀
PSA: the “dirty” in the title is not intended to have a negative connotation, but instead be a play on words; this is a safe space 🫂
theres a mirror joke here somewhere but i cant see it — apologies to vampires everywhere.






this list is not to be confused with mastication
self care romance books in all forms: mutual, solo, IRL, video call, phone, overhearing, walking in on, public space, etc etc.
if you hate the word ‘masturbation’, try: flicking the bean, jerking off, finger banging, rub one out, beat the meat, dj the vj, wanking, jerkin the gherkin, fapping; we can go on for days. whatever you call it, i just hope you reach climax ⛰️ toys encouraged but a hand (or two or three or-) will do just fine.
🫵 𝑔𝑜 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻! 🫵 😇 gladly 😇






couples with a licence to bang
hey google, play sports car by tate mcrae 🏎️ theres just something about the risk of exhibitionism and contorting bodies in a confined space with rapidly decreasing oxygen 🥵
from secret hookups in a parking lot to saying fuck it cause you cant wait to make it to a bedroom, these romance books all feature explicit car scenes 🏁
theyll drive stick while you ride the stick🚦






who did this to you | who hurt you
tortured/traumatised MCs where the love interest endeavours to eliminate the root cause of their trauma by any means necessary (some may eventuate in death) ⚔️ protective mode, activated ⚔️
⚠️ CHECK YOUR TRIGGERS






Obsession & Desire (dark romance) 🥀
Love that lurks in the shadows — obsession, stalking, and desire that won’t let go 👀 • i̲ o̲n̲l̲y̲ a̲d̲d̲ 1̲s̲t̲ b̲o̲o̲k̲ o̲f̲ t̲h̲e̲ s̲e̲r̲i̲e̲s̲,̲ s̲o̲ k̲e̲e̲p̲ o̲n̲ m̲i̲n̲d̲ t̲h̲e̲ r̲e̲s̲t̲ o̲f̲ t̲h̲e̲ s̲e̲r̲i̲e̲s̲ i̲s̲ a̲l̲s̲o̲ d̲a̲r̲k̲ r̲o̲m̲a̲n̲c̲e̲ • this list includes: dark romance in every way, dark gothic, dark academia, dark romcom, horror romance, halloween romance • 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐝𝐝






Slutty Little Glasses Club
You know what this is






Gothic and Witchy Books ⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺🩸⊹ ࣪✧₊⁺
A mix of classics & modern literature, that have to do with the witchy, gothic and horror genres ✨






Romantasy Without Commitment
Nothing better than a quick standalone romance between something long and serious 😏 In other words, if you’re already committed to six series but still need more excitement in your life 🤭
If you simply prefer to spend every night with another magical being that’s perfectly fine too 🤭💖
Romantasy standalones from YA to Dark Romance






Morally Grey Men Anonymous
Dark romances that have morally grey MMCs and med to high spice levels. Some stories are darker than others, please check trigger warnings.
Open to suggestions, please comment






romance books to cure a case of HotDoc-itis
the doctor will see you now 🩺 doctors, nurses and all round medical professionals here to raise your heart rate and get you back to your best in no time.
if you’re good, you might even leave with a lollipop and a sticker for being brave 🤭






A Court of Duet Audiobooks🎧🗣️👥🌶️🥵💋💖✨
Enter a court where stories are not simply told… they are embodied. This collection is reserved for duet and full-cast audiobooks only! Unlike single narration (one voice for all characters) or dual narration (one narrator per chapter or POV), duet narration means both narrators perform together throughout the story, each voicing their character in every scene. Full-cast audiobooks take it even further, with multiple voice actors embodying the entire world.






true dark academia
true dark academia that ranges from fantastical/supernatural to psychological literary fiction






duet narration audiobooks🎧
where each narrator voices their own character(s) throughout the entire book, not just when it’s ‘their’ chapter






Spooky season
Dark, spooky romances






Dark romance books that made my toes tingly
Please note that dark romance isn’t for everyone, and always make sure to check the trigger warnings beforehand ❤️ Your mental health matters!





