The Morning Wood Tree

The Morning Wood Tree

Siggy Shade

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Being forced to marry into a sicko cult wasn’t even the weirdest part of my day…I thought my fiancé was a good guy. Not the greatest in the sack, but decent marriage material.Too bad it took finding him in a compromising position—with his mother—to figure out how wrong I’d been.When they told me they’d kill me if I ran away, I believed them. I didn’t, however, believe them when they said the magical Ash tree in the woods would eat me alive.Wrong again.Lucky for me, Ash didn’t kill me. Turns out he likes my stories. And my, um, sap. So, I’m sure I can convince him to let me go once he’s been properly…satiated.I never thought the killer tree holding me captive would turn out to be a better man (and lover) than the idiot I married.But he is.Now I’m starting to wonder if a girl with roots in the city and a tree with roots in the woods (literally) can find their happily ever after together…


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  • djinnandtea
    Mar 15, 2025
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    This book was unhinged from start to finish. And I really enjoyed the bulk of it. Absolutely wild title, cover, and premise (woman finds herself fucking and falling for a sentient magical tree that can manipulate its branches into whatever size and shape it wants) aside, I found this book to be rather sweet. Strange? Yes. Occasionally off putting? Certainly. Sometimes violent? Sure (though not between the romance leads). But sweet and endearing all the same.

    I really don’t want to say much more about it, beyond that it’s best to go in with an open mind. The only reason I’ve given the book three stars instead of four is because the last bit of plot lost me, which is saying something given the majority of the book is. You know. A lady fucking a sentient magical tree.

    Still, if you’d like some CWs, here’s what I can remember: incest, dubious consent, period sex, piss kink, violence, body horror, threat of sexual assault to FMC, though not from MMC.

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  • Hyzie
    Apr 07, 2025
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     I just...what the hell did I just read?

    The tree sex wasn't the weirdest part of this book.

    I want you to think about that for a second.

    The tree sex was not the weirdest part. 

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  • Insmutwethrust
    Mar 11, 2025
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    This one kinda messed with me, not going to lie. But I talk about it alllll the time lol Really enjoyed the story and how wild it was!

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