JUSTICE FOR BODY HAIR
chest hair, the happy trail, armpit hair, and the ever elusive bush 🥴 this list is a compilation of smutty books with descriptions or mentions of body hair. because there is nothingggg NOTHING!!!! more primal and sexy than hairy people going at it 😌 if you have suggestions or if you've seen the mythical bush, pLEASE LET ME KNOW I'M ON MY KNEES!! i want to normalize body hair so bad 🥺 will only list first in series to keep things in check! body hair types listed in the comments






Fat Main Character Energy
Books with fat and plus size main characters. (leave a comment with recommendations!)






no consequence cream pies
listen, theres just something about breeding kink / cum play that makes me ✨ feral ✨ and especially romance books with NO pregnancy—yay for birth control!! more authors should include this in their books.
fill ‘em up ⛽️






god forbid their fav accessory is a hand necklace
diamonds? never heard of her. these books feature all things hand(s) on neck romance—choking, breath play, asserting dominance—all in the name of pleasure !
your neck 🤝 their hand(s)






clean mirror, dirty reflections
romance books with reflective surface scenes where they watch themselves or each other 👀
PSA: the “dirty” in the title is not intended to have a negative connotation, but instead be a play on words; this is a safe space 🫂
theres a mirror joke here somewhere but i cant see it — apologies to vampires everywhere.






this list is not to be confused with mastication
self care romance books in all forms: mutual, solo, IRL, video call, phone, overhearing, walking in on, public space, etc etc.
if you hate the word ‘masturbation’, try: flicking the bean, jerking off, finger banging, rub one out, beat the meat, dj the vj, wanking, jerkin the gherkin, fapping; we can go on for days. whatever you call it, i just hope you reach climax ⛰️ toys encouraged but a hand (or two or three or-) will do just fine.
🫵 𝑔𝑜 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻! 🫵 😇 gladly 😇






the 𝓂𝑒𝒶𝓉 is RAW
men raw dogging with no protection. the leads either consciously decide they want to have unprotected sex (bonus points if they tell each other they got tested and are clean), they dont have a condom available, or they 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑔𝑒𝓉 to use one and realise after that they made an oopsie (± pregnancy). pretend STDs/STIs dont exist, ok? 🙂↕️






who did this to you | who hurt you
tortured/traumatised MCs where the love interest endeavours to eliminate the root cause of their trauma by any means necessary (some may eventuate in death) ⚔️ protective mode, activated ⚔️
⚠️ CHECK YOUR TRIGGERS






Spit on that thing
These romance books include spit play, but it definitely doesn’t stop there. Drinks and cum also make plenty of appearances. 😌💦






spit in my mouth 💦
In the wise words of Hudson Mildred Williams, “Don’t be nice to me. Spit in my mouth.” These books will have you opening your mouth for the hot, fictional man so he can share his saliva with you. 🙂↕️ Some will even go down on you, slurp all that c*m, and spit it in your mouth, too. 😇






curve girls 💃🏻
thick thighs and drooling men! plus size girls with obsessed men around them. leave your suggestions in the comments.






love in a big city
finding love in a big city can be just as fun as finding love in a small town! I love small town romances, but as a girl from a big city, I want to give big city romances their time to shine ✨
here’s a list of books where our main characters live in a big city and fall in love there. cities can be real (London, Paris, New York, LA, Tokyo, etc.) or fictional (Minas Tirith, King’s Landing, Gotham, Bon Temps, etc.)!
as always, taking suggestions!!






they. were. fake? OF COURSE they were fake!
aka, romance with fake something; either fake dating, arrangement, or marriage.
'fake' here can mean either: arranged, forced, contract, convenience and many more






Mafia Romance






Who doesn't love an anti hero?
When you love a villian more than a hero






Food is not the enemy 💝
Romance books were one of the mc (most often fmc) struggles with eating and the love interest helps. Some feature ED rep, others trauma, depression, etc. Often features the caretaking trope 🫂.






27 books in my 27th year





