Shae Here's my advice for how to survive a vacation to Italy with the college boyfriend you've just now realized is terrible: 1. Ditch him in Rome. 2. Take the train to Naples for pizza. 3. Let the attractive older man you’ve just met buy you a drink. 4. Flirt a little (or a lot) while ignoring his wedding ring. 5. Let him bend you over a table. 6. Break up with your boyfriend. -- Sal There are a lot of ways to respond to the news that your wife is trying to kill you. I have sex with the young American who stumbles into my restaurant. And then I get revenge. Content warnings: assassination attempt (gunshot) maiming torture discussion of murder