rise & grind
romance books featuring scenes of dry humping / grinding / frottage ⛓️ if you thought this list has anything to do with coffee or getting money, i apologise (kinda)
dry humping as foreplay can be hotter than penetration and these MCs live up to it. bonus points if they get caught or have to stop before things go further 🎠 so, jump on and take a (dry) ride, things are about to heat up (and possibly get wet)
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when the “fuck it” moment hits just right
yearning for so long that the MC finally snaps and has a fuck it moment. this hits the best when the relationship is taboo and they KNOW its wrong but give in anyway 🫨
fuck it and then fuck each other 🤷
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we found arousal in an inconvenient place
for when you need to juggle acting normal, giving in to your bodys reaction, and not giving yourself away 😈
getting a boner in a public space just at the thought of someone, unexpected sexy time at a restaurant, public remote play, getting aroused when you know its wrong, a brush of a hand or a butt and oops! im horny: all of these plus more!
the aim of the game is dont let anyone ✨know✨
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no Brat was hurt (much) in the making of this list
but the jury is out on the actions of their brat tamer🧎♂️➡️are we in an elevator cause these MCs are ready to push all the buttons for a crumb of punishment in return 🙂↕️ the way they run their mouth you would think they were in a marathon 🏃
being told to watch your mouth is a challenge, not a threat—don’t forget that 😌
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a delicious and nutritious salty treat
swallow his kids, or whatever 🤧 spunk, seed, semen, nut, cum, load, jizz, cream, ejaculate—whatever you call it, just ensure you swallow, dont spit. no further notes 🤭
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Alliteration Adoration
Titles that feature alliteration and we love to see it. Recommendations requested to round out this remarkably ridiculous recital.
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shirtless men
Save a shirtless, bare-chested man! Each one is in dire need of a shirt! 👕 Those covers of romance novels are not very warm, although under the covers, it could be hot. Steaming, in fact. Maybe even scorching. 🥵❤️🔥
(Other editions exist where the book cover has a shirtless man, but this list only includes those shirtless on PB. ) Enjoy! 😉
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Dad's Best Friend 😈❤️
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