Recs if you like Treading Water...
the best seat in the house is their face
save a horse, ride a face, or whatever. death by puswa is very much encouraged in these titles. these MCs really ate ๐คค
grab the headboard and dont hover, ๐๐พ๐ ๐
when the โfuck itโ moment hits just right
yearning for so long that the MC finally snaps and has a fuck it moment. this hits the best when the relationship is taboo and they KNOW its wrong but give in anyway ๐ซจ
fuck it and then fuck each other ๐คท
no consequence cream pies
listen, theres just something about breeding kink / cum play that makes me โจ feral โจ and especially romance books with NO pregnancyโyay for birth control!! more authors should include this in their books.
fill โem up โฝ๏ธ
couples with a licence to bang
hey google, play sports car by tate mcrae ๐๏ธ theres just something about the risk of exhibitionism and contorting bodies in a confined space with rapidly decreasing oxygen ๐ฅต
from secret hookups in a parking lot to saying fuck it cause you cant wait to make it to a bedroom, these romance books all feature explicit car scenes ๐
theyll drive stick while you ride the stick๐ฆ
youโre so ๐๐๐
splish, splash, splosh, this water is about to slosh ๐ฆ shower, bath, pool, hot tub, ocean scenes where water is used as an aid for heat, buoyancy, assistance, ๐ป๐๐ถ๐ (im looking at you ms carlton ๐ฆ), and just general โจvibesโจ
in these steamy titles, the water should make you clean but you end up dirtier than when you entered, and weโre here for it ๐
save water, shower together โป๏ธ
the ๐๐๐ถ๐ is RAW
men raw dogging with no protection. the leads either consciously decide they want to have unprotected sex (bonus points if they tell each other they got tested and are clean), they dont have a condom available, or they ๐ป๐๐๐๐๐ to use one and realise after that they made an oopsie (ยฑ pregnancy). pretend STDs/STIs dont exist, ok? ๐โโ๏ธ
a delicious and nutritious salty treat
swallow his kids, or whatever ๐คง spunk, seed, semen, nut, cum, load, jizz, cream, ejaculateโwhatever you call it, just ensure you swallow, dont spit. no further notes ๐คญ
No Kids Allowed
Romance reads across genres with childfree characters/storylines. This shows up in different ways. Its either a given, not a part of the plot or a conclusion. That said, it doesn't necessarily mean there aren't any child characters in the story. If you need details I'll dig into my memory to verify. I'm open to recs, but I want to be really clear about the nature of their childfree status, so any explanation you can provide would be great.
