but i’m straight though // 直掰弯
a compilation of danmei characters who stubbornly believe in their heterosexuality despite all evidence to the contrary. recommendations are very welcome!

![魔道祖师 [Mó Dào Zǔ Shī]](https://cdn.pagebound.co/books/8b4d244b-29fc-4045-bc9f-fc732193cdf4/large.webp)



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i just wanna be your dog // 攻狗腰
danmei gongs who act particularly dog-like



![The Short Story of ShaoWang [少汪几句]](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1587877901i/53264388.jpg)


don’t tease me too hard // 炸毛受
炸毛 (v.) when an animal, especially a cat, puffs up its fur in reaction to getting spooked or irritated. these men react the same way when their partners’ teasing or advances become a little too overwhelming for them in the moment.





