Recs if you like Love Potions and Paperwork (Claws and Cappuccinos #1)...

chest hair, the happy trail, armpit hair, and the ever elusive bush 🥴 this list is a compilation of smutty books with descriptions or mentions of body hair. because there is nothingggg NOTHING!!!! more primal and sexy than hairy people going at it 😌 if you have suggestions or if you've seen the mythical bush, pLEASE LET ME KNOW I'M ON MY KNEES!! i want to normalize body hair so bad 🥺 will only list first in series to keep things in check! body hair types listed in the comments

compliments and credit for this incredible idea go to @leshka.

has this ever happened to you? do you read a bunch of smutty smut and feel guilty bc it’s not “proper books”? well, do i have a answers for you!

find below a curated list of smutty smut titles paired with complimentary classics and/or nonfiction smarty books to make your brain bigger!*

*individual bigger brain results may vary

🚧this list is under construction🚧

hey google, play slumber party by ashnikko 🍽️ romance books with cunnilingus 👅 any and all positions welcome! bonus points if she is restrained or she is getting eaten out for the first time.

to all the MMCs, let’s hope you can find the clit to all the FMCs, i already know y’all 𝒶𝓉𝑒

🙂‍↕️ when in doubt, eat her out 🙂‍↕️

listen, theres just something about breeding kink / cum play that makes me ✨ feral ✨ and especially romance books with NO pregnancy—yay for birth control!! more authors should include this in their books.

fill ‘em up ⛽️

*cock pocket dimension

what? did you think this list was going to be about space travel and portals and time travel?

this list features a special kind of monster genitalia: the cock pocket! you may be asking yourself what a cock pocket is. well, look no further: a cock pocket holds and hides genitalia.

as always, taking any and all suggestions!

men raw dogging with no protection. the leads either consciously decide they want to have unprotected sex (bonus points if they tell each other they got tested and are clean), they dont have a condom available, or they 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑔𝑒𝓉 to use one and realise after that they made an oopsie (± pregnancy). pretend STDs/STIs dont exist, ok? 🙂‍↕️

romance books with orgasm denial and edging 🎢

giving up control to make the pleasure last longer + feel more intense OR as punishment 🙂‍↕️ MF / MM / RH ; the whole gang is here!!

remember, whatever you do: don’t ! come ! 🥵

books where workplaces or locations are not compliant with osha standards or they become not compliant with osha standards during the events of the book disclaimer: whether or not these are actual osha violations is unknown but they are osha violations in my heart please don't arrest me mister us government

insect monster romances to turn you into a love bug 🕷️🦎🐝🐛🐜🦂 these bugs dont just belong in the garden but in your bed too

🧎‍➡️so get on your knees and crawl for these creepy crawlies🧎

To Whom It May Concern,

Are you ever stuck wishing your 9 to 5 was more exciting? Live vicariously through these stories without risk of getting a call from HR. It’s taboo and against the rules but it’s fiction, so enjoy all you want! Let’s set up a meeting with your next read and hopefully take it offline afterwards ❤️‍🔥

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Kind Regards,

Your local spicy romance connoisseur💋

Bring a bucket and a mop! Books are a monstrously delicious mix of erotica, erotic romance, and just pure unadulterated filth. Open to recs!

It’s what it says on the tin: romance & erotica with monster main characters and/or love interests that are peculiar, eldritch, or downright horrifying. Open to recs!

Why settle when you can have a monster obsessed with you.

Monster, Mermen, Alien, Entity, Demons, Vampires, Wolf, Orc, ect.

Horror, Fantasy, Romance, and Smut.

Straight & queer

Standalone & series Only first books in series were added because why would you read a second book if you didn't like the first.