this list is not to be confused with mastication
self care romance books in all forms: mutual, solo, IRL, video call, phone, overhearing, walking in on, public space, etc etc.
if you hate the word ‘masturbation’, try: flicking the bean, jerking off, finger banging, rub one out, beat the meat, dj the vj, wanking, jerkin the gherkin, fapping; we can go on for days. whatever you call it, i just hope you reach climax ⛰️ toys encouraged but a hand (or two or three or-) will do just fine.
🫵 𝑔𝑜 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻! 🫵 😇 gladly 😇






a hoodie they cant steal
romance books where it is specifically mentioned that the MMC is uncut 🍌 when the skin is up, theyre snug as a bug. but pull the skin back to reveal the 🍄🟫 surprise!
✂️ no scissors or scalpels allowed ✂️
apologies in advance for the emoji choices but i am CACKLING 🤣






M/M Books that DESERVE to be on your TBR!
These books have the potential to live rent-free in your head the rest of your life. You're welcome!
If I missed any LET ME KNOW!






the goofiest queer himbos
a collection of mm romances with himbos to giggle and kick your lil feet about






some bytes for a bang 📲
Sometimes it’s not just foreplay.; books that feature some digital form of spice between partners.
Sexting, headphones in video calls, phone slapping on nearest surface nudes, etc.
PLS give me your recs.






Anywhere but Their Lips 😚
Romance novels in which kissing only happens after the characters have already had sex. Because who doesn't like a good "I don't kiss" trope. 💃
Updating as I remember more titles. Suggestions welcome!





