a hoodie they cant steal
romance books where it is specifically mentioned that the MMC is uncut š when the skin is up, theyre snug as a bug. but pull the skin back to reveal the šāš« surprise!
āļø no scissors or scalpels allowed āļø
apologies in advance for the emoji choices but i am CACKLING š¤£
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last updated August, 2026
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Girl, this description has me cracking up šš I canāt stop laughing!
Right?! I am cackling so loudly right now š When I read the title I was first like oh wow books where they steal their partnerās hoodie or something; thatās surprisingly tame and wholesome for burntsunflowers. And then I read the description. Oh. Oh š¤£š¤£š¤£ Absolutely love it š
always expect the unexpected š
Haha same! I was also like oh stealing a hoodie, that's a cute microtrope š but yeah I expect nothing less from burntsunflowers š¤
YOUR BRAIN IS SO BIG AND WRINKLY
i fear my energy might be too chaotic
there really is a gif for everything š¤£
PLEASE, THIS IMAGE š« god I canāt wait for the olive to be the featured emoji of the day lmaooo
š¤£š¤£š¤£ babushka and olive lovers are in for a shock
NO NOT E.T. š
DO YOU WANT ME DEAD (scrolling through these comments while drinking tea was a bad idea)
PLEASE DONT CHOKE (unless youāre into that, then pls proceed š«¦)
me contemplating my kinks:
in the long game (game changers) ilya is confirmed to have kept his hood, and is a little appalled that shane doesn't have it lol
OMG this knowledge makes me love this couple even more šāāļø thank you for sharing!!
THE BABUSHKA EMOJI HELLO, I'M LAUGHING SO HARD
Someone looking for some Russian lit is in for a rude awakening šš
ITS HILARIOUS, RIGHT?!!?!??!?
How do y'all think of these lists š
Oh Master list-maker! šāāļø šāāļø šāāļø Youāve done it again. š I have another one for you, if MM is okay. Itās the novella, Arctic Fire by Keira Andrews. It takes place in Nunavut, and one of the characters is Inuk.
THANK YOU!! definitely need more recs for this and yes MM is a-okayš§āāļø
MORNING GLORY MILKING FARM! MORNING GLORY MILKING FARM!! MORNING! GLORY! MILKING! FARM!!!!!!!!!
ur getting a rly good bang for ur buck with this book šāāļøšāāļø
im definitely ready to get bucked and banged š¤ø
LMFAOOOOOOO WHAT IS THIS (positive)
š¤£š¤£ if people get a laugh out of it then my job is done
Ugh can't wait to hit the these šš©š«¦
fast or slow? š¤Ŗš«¦šš«Øš
I'm dying at the description! ššš¤£š¤
AHAHHAHAHA I LOVE THE LIL MUSHY
š¤£š¤£š¤£ Me too. š¤ My first thought was: I need a mushroom gif, that'd fit perfectly
Lmao the emojis š
Proves that truly there are books for everyone š
gotta cater to everyones needs
The way Iāve unintentionally already read half this list š. Consider me onboard and I will report back with any new research.
Ilmari Kinnunen qualifies. He first appears in Pucking Around by Emily Rath but the subject of this list is most prominently featured in Pucking Ever After Volume II.
YOURE SO RIGHT THANK YOU!! i had been meaning to do a reread all year. jan-2026 its gotta be done šāāļø
Iām going to keep adding to the list with replies to this comment. Donāt know why I feel so strongly about this but Iām not going to question it. Iām reporting for duty š«”.
yes pleaseeee thank you for your service š«”
Troy Barrett in Role Model can be added to the list! Rachel Reid is well represented here.
Not Ready by Jillian West. Mercer makes the list!
A Wolf in the Garden by Allegra Hall!
just seeing your recs now!!! added š
Devour Me by Emily Rath!
Ah this list popped up on my feed again, but Want Me by Neve Wilder fits in with all these olives. š«šš
thanks queen šāāļøšāāļøšāāļø
Lots of hoodie mentions in Promise Me by Sara Cate š¤
ššš i NEED to start this series š«”
I haven't read the first book, but I am enjoying this one. It's pretty heartwarming actually.
Simply following for the description š š»
Itās so much perfection.
šāāļøšāāļøšāāļø sometimes i impress myself
LMFAO THANK YOU FOR THISš
welcome šāāļøš§āāļøšāāļøšāāļøšāāļøš§āāļøšāāļø
IM DYING LAUGHING AT THE EMOJI CHOICEš¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ššššššš
it was a toss up between babushka doll and mushroom and babushka doll was funnier š
I feel both betrayed and delighted š i wasnt looking and i thought this list would be about books where itās referenced that the FMC steals the literal hoodie from the MMC, not.. š š¢ š« š
you are list royalty, i stg. every list by you hits and they are all sooooo funny, i cant ššš
thatās so flattering, thank you šāāļøšāāļø im glad there are so many people out there that get my humour š«¦
the TITLE the EMOJIS the way im just cackling over here right now pls šš¤£ (also this is reminding me of that one episode of Friends where Monica is trying to fashion a "hoodie" out of various objects because Joey needed to appear uncircumcised in order to audition for a specific TV role)
LMAO this is the vibe
