hey google, play sports car by tate mcrae 🏎️ theres just something about the risk of exhibitionism and contorting bodies in a confined space with rapidly decreasing oxygen 🥵

from secret hookups in a parking lot to saying fuck it cause you cant wait to make it to a bedroom, these romance books all feature explicit car scenes 🏁

theyll drive stick while you ride the stick🚦

swallow his kids, or whatever 🤧 spunk, seed, semen, nut, cum, load, jizz, cream, ejaculate—whatever you call it, just ensure you swallow, dont spit. no further notes 🤭

i have an ACUTE condition and this list is the cure ⚠️ you might need pythagoras’ theorem to work out these love triangles so buckle up and enjoy the ride COS things are about to heat up ❤️‍🔥

these characters will get TANgled with their feelings trying to decide which way they will go. who will SINk and who will swim?

🚩CW there is cheating in some of these titles