Recs if you like Choosing Theo...

self care romance books in all forms: mutual, solo, IRL, video call, phone, overhearing, walking in on, public space, etc etc.

if you hate the word ‘masturbation’, try: flicking the bean, jerking off, finger banging, rub one out, beat the meat, dj the vj, wanking, jerkin the gherkin, fapping; we can go on for days. whatever you call it, i just hope you reach climax ⛰️ toys encouraged but a hand (or two or three or-) will do just fine.

🫵 𝑔𝑜 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻! 🫵 😇 gladly 😇

for those of us who watched beauty and the beast and saw the beast fight off those wolves and said “please sir may I have some more” this is your more. requirements: at least one isn’t a human open to suggestions!!

books where they lick their fingers clean 👅

as always, taking any and all recommendations!

one of the best tropes is when the nonhuman mc doesn’t know what kissing is and the human mc has to teach them 😈

as always, taking any and all suggestions!!

Alien Romances

Looking for a hot alien spouse to teleport you to Mars? 👽 What about a handy minotaur to screw some things around your house? 🐂

Get into these romance + erotica reads with humans, monsters, and aliens pairing up via matchmaking, security, escort, bridal, and breeding agencies.

If you're looking for books involving monster dating apps, check out the list “Swipe right for hot & horny monsters”.

Only showing book 1 for series with interconnected storyline. Open to recs!

Why settle when you can have a monster obsessed with you.

Monster, Mermen, Alien, Entity, Demons, Vampires, Wolf, Orc, ect.

Horror, Fantasy, Romance, and Smut.

Straight & queer

Standalone & series Only first books in series were added because why would you read a second book if you didn't like the first.

Pack your bags (and prophylactics) for a titillating trip to a Monster Town™️ near you! These romance and erotica reads feature sprawling space colonies, cozy villages, and charming towns where humans, monsters, aliens, and other paranormal creatures coexist.

Recs include full interconnected series (my cap here is 3 books per series) as well as juicy standalones.

Spice levels vary, but majority of recs range from explicit open door to erotic filth. Open to recs!

Tongue in cheek list inspired by the book titled above, here is a list of all the romance books I have read with my IRL book club!

Having a space that embraces the love story and all tropes/themes/sub genres has been so wonderful and is what got me back into my reading journey, so I hope this does that for you!
Books range from YA to 4️⃣🌶️

This is a judgement free zone and some of these books weren't my personal fave but they could be yours 🤗

2 new books are added each month

inspired by a post about how tall Dr. Carlsen (The Love Hypothesis) is, here’s a list of canonically tall characters, some may not be human😈

as always, taking any & all suggestions!

when the penis comes equipped with vibrator capabilities 🤩🤩

books with covers where there’s a body and no head

Limiting this to fantasy/sci-fi, these are books where the MCs are locked up for most of the book or it's a crucial part of the plot. This can include magical prisons, cursed towers, institutions of sorts, and probably more!

The virgin trope is so 2006... unless he's the one who is inexperienced hehehe. My favorite: "Come in with the rain" by B. Randall. Let me know if you have any recs!

Includes all subgenres of romance (contemporary romance, fantasy romance, monster romance, dark romance, etc...). Currently listing only books that I have read.

Human’s falling in love in space, with Aliens and other Humans

Let's have some fun this book is lit, I wanna read a lot but my brain is sick (😴🫩🥱) Don't think too much, this book just vibes, I wanna take a ride on your cowboy hide.

The go to list for your "I need a break from thinking but I wanna have fun" ranging from your NSFW reads to graphic novels. 🔥🤠👽😈☺️🧜🧛🫖❤️ 1st book in series - or if series has too much thinking, will add the least brain power one! Adding books as I continue to read them

(Recommendations are OPEN)

Volunteers? Aliens that need to love on some humans! Please feel free to post suggestions of any sci-fi romance I’ve missed!

Generally spicy 🌶️ recs, but I’m trying to stick to novels with a plot and not pure erotica! (Mileage may vary 😉)

Monster Smut that is more than just sex

Books where the main character is going through it, (or has gone through it), and dammit they’re dealing with it as best they can. Romantasy, SFR mainly! But a few memoirs and litfic too. ❤️‍🩹 Always open to more suggestions ❤️‍🩹

*Check the TW/CW as some of these books are dark romances. If I’ve left a review, I will usually leave a comment w the info