Monster agencies for horny humans

Looking for a hot alien spouse to teleport you to Mars? šŸ‘½ What about a handy minotaur to screw some things around your house? 🧰

Get into these romance + erotica reads featuring humans & monsters pairing up via matchmaking, security, escort, bridal, etc. agencies.

If you're looking for books involving monster dating apps, check out the list ā€œSwipe right for hot & horny monstersā€.

Only showing book 1 for series with interconnected storyline. Open to recs!

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created by PowahWom

last updated August, 2026

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  1. @acloudofbats inspired this list! 🄰

  2. Would love recs with LGBTQ+ characters and people of color! Send them my wayyyy šŸ’–

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i am the things that needs to be screwed around the house. i mean, who said that 🤭

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šŸ‘Æ I ALMOST made a similar comment!!

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Great minds think alike!!

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Aren’t we all! 🄵 drill me whenever

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me! me me me!! i’m horny human!!!

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How’d I know you’d be here hot guy smiling

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This is so specific. I love lists! Great job.

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Thank you for recognizing the hard work I do in the Monsterfucker Forcesā„¢ļø 🫔

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šŸ‘‘

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Clever list!!

Mail-Order Alien Grooms So I Married an Alien
So I Married Two Aliens Stories from New Eden My Minotaur Husband My Ogre Husband both series by Lyonne Riley

Both involve applications to marry a different species and trial marriages.

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YESSS, these are scrumptious! Added šŸ˜

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slurp

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You never disappoint with your gifs!! šŸ˜‚ game recognize game, fam

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my game will never be as good as yours. šŸ˜”

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We all have to start somewhere, young one 🄹 monster pats friend

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where does one sign up???

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I’m just waiting on the monster portals to open so we can go ahead and have them in our lives. Hurry up, science! 😩 it can’t happen fast enough

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Does it count if he books an Uber but it's a griffin here to ride him home (no pun intended) (yet)

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I’m actually fucking screaming, WHAT?! šŸ˜‚ Tell me the name of this immediately!

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How Not to Date a Griffin by Lana Kole! The entire Cautionary Tails series is a huge recommend from me, I love them dearly (especially the last two which feature non-binary MCs) (everyone is shocked)

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uh yes hi hello, can I put my name down please? not asking for a friend

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hands you a clipboard Fill this out and we’ll call you from the door on the right when we’re ready 😈 sexy cat

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You mussst at the Clecanian Alien series. It fits perfectlyyyy

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Omfg YOU ARE SO RIGHT! Me leaving out one of the most loved alien matchmaking series: brain not braining

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