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🚨 First things first: THIS IS NOT A ROMANCE, CHICKADEES! This is 98% erotica with 2% romantic subplot! It is horny beyond your brain’s comprehension! 🚨 
Now that that’s out of the way: I loved this trash so much! 😂 It hit my purrbox in all the right places, including:
🤙 bros swearing for 300 pages that they’re not gay while literally wrecking their roommate’s butthole
🤙 muscle boys getting called pretty like god intended
🤙 baby kinkster getting a big fat happy ending without having to compromise his kink
This book was silly, filthy, and overflowing with dumb boys making dumb decisions. 4 goon ⭐️s from me! 

I love asking this question as a party trick. Imagine the 🌋apocalypse🌋 has befallen us and all the Boundlings are living in a commune together. What skills, talents, and tomfoolery are you offering to the collective?
Are you: 🤔 a healer collecting herbs and making medicine for our booboos? 🤔 an archivist hoarding ephemera of our fallen civilization (“kids…this is an iPhone 17…”)? 🤔 the grumpy person who always votes no at the town halls?
I’m most definitely the community jester. Ring a bell and I’ll come running with levity, giggles, and something stupid to say. 🤡 
Share your Pagebound Apocalypse Commune™️ role (silly, serious, or somewhere in between) in the comments! ⬇️

PowahWom commented...
I COULD NOT HAVE ACHIEVED THIS LATEST & GREATEST HONOR WITHOUT:
• Filthy daddy kink books where grown men suck pacifiers 🚼
• Monster peen (and some human peen????) as wide as a Coke can 🍆
• My squad of erotica-loving clowns (Clari! Kate! Sean! The rest of y’all know who you are!) 🤡
• My insatiable need to read about all manners of sentient beings boinking 🙂↕️