Recs if you like Married to the Alien Cowboy...

chest hair, the happy trail, armpit hair, and the ever elusive bush 🥴 this list is a compilation of smutty books with descriptions or mentions of body hair. because there is nothingggg NOTHING!!!! more primal and sexy than hairy people going at it 😌 if you have suggestions or if you've seen the mythical bush, pLEASE LET ME KNOW I'M ON MY KNEES!! i want to normalize body hair so bad 🥺 will only list first in series to keep things in check! body hair types listed in the comments

hey google, play slumber party by ashnikko 🍽️ romance books with cunnilingus 👅 any and all positions welcome! bonus points if she is restrained or she is getting eaten out for the first time.

to all the MMCs, let’s hope you can find the clit to all the FMCs, i already know y’all 𝒶𝓉𝑒

🙂‍↕️ when in doubt, eat her out 🙂‍↕️

romance books with well endowed MCs and their partner/s thinks it wont fit. spoiler: will it fit? answer is in the title 🙇‍♀️

having a big dick is not always a great thing but we love it when the owner is self-aware and takes care of their partner/s 🫡

big appendage 🤝 small hole

This is like literary sorbet, books that are simple, sweet, and pretty easy to digest when you want to turn your brain off, decompress after a big, intense book, or break out of a reading slump.

Unsullied. Undefiled. Uninitiated. Untouched. Chaste. Pure. While the tired trope of virginal and inexperienced women abounds, particularly in historical romance but even in contemporary works, virginal men are much less common. With stories that can be refreshing and joyful, or not (lol), this list brings together heroes who’ve done little more than kiss. (Some of them haven’t even done that.) All romance sub-genres are included, except YA.

If we are going to do Qwordy's the Hardest Reading Challenge You'll Ever Do 3.0 - we should probably get some Pagebound badges along the way! I'm specifically going to be adding books from Quests and readalongs that go past the July start date and match at least one of these title prompts: Periodic Table, Familial Terms, Rainbow of Words (also Joseph's coat), Numerical Titles, Titular Counting 5+, Pun in the Title, and First & Last Name in the Title. Recommendations welcome!

for those of us who watched beauty and the beast and saw the beast fight off those wolves and said “please sir may I have some more” this is your more. requirements: at least one isn’t a human open to suggestions!!

Featuring wildly talented authors who couldn’t stop at writing the book and had to paint the cover too. Honestly unfair, but extremely good for our bookshelves.

Bitches be hoarding talent.

self explanatory

have you ever thought about what a prehensile tail might be able to do? well, you’re in luck because these authors have and let me tail you, it’s a tail yeah for me.

this is a list of books that have tail play in some way, whether it’s just a lil play or full on penetration, the tails have it.

as always, taking any and all suggestions!!

one of the best tropes is when the nonhuman mc doesn’t know what kissing is and the human mc has to teach them 😈

as always, taking any and all suggestions!!

Alien Romances

Sometimes a monster romance really hits the spot, especially when you're in the mood for something extra tasty. Big bodies, big appetites, big loads, these creatures are packing a little something extra to titillate your taste buds, often in copious amounts. A delicious deluge, if you will.

Romance and erotica where the 💦 tastes like 🍬🥛🥥🥜🌰 or anything beyond the expected.

Looking for a hot alien spouse to teleport you to Mars? 👽 What about a handy minotaur to screw some things around your house? 🐂

Get into these romance + erotica reads with humans, monsters, and aliens pairing up via matchmaking, security, escort, bridal, and breeding agencies.

If you're looking for books involving monster dating apps, check out the list “Swipe right for hot & horny monsters”.

Only showing book 1 for series with interconnected storyline. Open to recs!

Why settle when you can have a monster obsessed with you.

Monster, Mermen, Alien, Entity, Demons, Vampires, Wolf, Orc, ect.

Horror, Fantasy, Romance, and Smut.

Straight & queer

Standalone & series Only first books in series were added because why would you read a second book if you didn't like the first.

Pack your bags (and prophylactics) for a titillating trip to a Monster Town™️ near you! These romance and erotica reads feature sprawling space colonies, cozy villages, and charming towns where humans, monsters, aliens, and other paranormal creatures coexist.

Recs include full interconnected series (my cap here is 3 books per series) as well as juicy standalones.

Spice levels vary, but majority of recs range from explicit open door to erotic filth. Open to recs!

Tongue in cheek list inspired by the book titled above, here is a list of all the romance books I have read with my IRL book club!

Having a space that embraces the love story and all tropes/themes/sub genres has been so wonderful and is what got me back into my reading journey, so I hope this does that for you!
Books range from YA to 4️⃣🌶️

This is a judgement free zone and some of these books weren't my personal fave but they could be yours 🤗

2 new books are added each month

when they're having such a good time they finish before they even really start.

this list is for books where one of the main characters (usually him)... arrive unexpectedly without penetration - bonus points if pants are still on.

Locally sourced. Farm fresh. Organic. Cage free. 🤭From happy cows come happy eggs. Don’t ask questions. Everyone’s having a nice normal breakfast. Don’t make it weird.

Human’s falling in love in space, with Aliens and other Humans