Recs if you like Bisexually Pounded To Contrasting Degrees By The Left And Right Lenses Of My Glasses Because My Prescription Is Different In Each Eye...

compliments and credit for this incredible idea go to @leshka.

has this ever happened to you? do you read a bunch of smutty smut and feel guilty bc it’s not “proper books”? well, do i have a answers for you!

find below a curated list of smutty smut titles paired with complimentary classics and/or nonfiction smarty books to make your brain bigger!*

*individual bigger brain results may vary

🚧this list is under construction🚧

who says you need another person to have a good, sexy time? strange, spicy, and often humorous these books will take you into the niche genre of SOR (Sentient Object Romance). if you like playing Date Everything, these books might just be for you.

please, please send me all your unhinged recs!!!

Literally!

I haven’t read any of these, I’m just fascinated by their existence

(I have seen accounts of people actually enjoying these, so they’re worth a shot!)