Date Everything!

Literally!

I haven’t read any of these, I’m just fascinated by their existence

(I have seen accounts of people actually enjoying these, so they’re worth a shot!)

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created by BeeCozy

last updated August, 2026

171 books

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The Wicker Husband

Ursula Wills-Jones

Serviced: A Lighthearted Utensil Romance, book 4

Ruth Cardello

My Date with a Mountain

Luna Cantrip

Swordheart

T. Kingfisher

Neighver Enough

P.P. Stroker

Ducked

P.P. Stroker

My Date with a Light Bulb

Vera Valentine

Tender Wings of Desire

Harland Sanders

S'more Love

K. Rose

Basted

Abby Hunter

Why Cheese?

Ellen Mint

Pounded in the Butt by the Metaphysical Realization That We Are All Characters in the Tingleverse and I Am No More Than an Unreal Projection of Chuck Tingle

Chuck Tingle

Handsome Sentient Food Pounds My Butt And Turns Me Gay: Eight Tales Of Hot Food And Beverage Love (Tingleverse Food)

Chuck Tingle

Sentient Lesbian Food Gets Me Off: Eight Tales Of Edible Ladybuck On Ladybuck Love (Tingleverse Food)

Chuck Tingle

Pounded In The Butt By My Podcast "Night Vale Presents Pounded In The Butt By My Podcast With Chuck Tingle"

Chuck Tingle

Pounded By The Realization That Chuck Tingle’s Erotic Works Are A Singular Piece Of Art That Skewers Conservative Fears Of Moral Decay By Repurposing Them As The Promise Of A Sex-Positive Utopia

Chuck Tingle

Pounded In The Butt By My Bizarre Assumption That Chuck Tingle Books Are Just Covers And Not Actual Books

Chuck Tingle

Pounded In The Butt By My Constantly Changing Thoughts On The Ongoing Mystery Of Chuck Tingle’s Real Identity

Chuck Tingle

All He Wants for Christmas Is a Fingerling (The Weird & Wacky World of Shifters #1)

J.P. Sayle

Bisexually Banged By Those Heart Candies With Romantic Messages That Taste Kinda Bad But I Still Can't Stop Eating

Chuck Tingle

Bisexually Banged by the Absurd Volume of Chuck Tingle's Literary Catalog

Chuck Tingle

The Sun And The Moon Bang Me Bisexually

Chuck Tingle

Bisexually Sandwiched By Sentient Bacon, Lettuce And Tomato

Chuck Tingle

Bisexually Banged By These Sentient Plastic Easter Eggs Who Eat Me Out From Both Sides While Im In A Standing Position Which Is A Pretty Cool Move

Chuck Tingle

Bisexually Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of The First And Second Time I Hit My Snooze Button

Chuck Tingle

Bisexually Sandwiched By My Sentient Peanut Butter Husband And Our New Living Jelly Girlfriend

Chuck Tingle

Bisexually Stuffed By An Orgy Of Sentient Thanksgiving Foods

Chuck Tingle

Bisexually Pounded To Contrasting Degrees By The Left And Right Lenses Of My Glasses Because My Prescription Is Different In Each Eye

Chuck Tingle

These Holiday Movies With Bizarrely Similar Smiling Heterosexual Couples Dressed In Green And Red On Their Cover Get Me Off Bisexually

Chuck Tingle

Creamed

Abby Hunter

Comments

queernpc

Is this a reference to a certain video game released in 2025? 🤭🤭

You might want to add the erotic dinosaur stories too...

BeeCozyOP

You bet it is! 😃 I’m so glad you understood 😭 thanks for the recommendation!

CrockettLibrarian

I'm cackling at some of these titles. 😂

BeeCozyOP

Some truly unhinged stuff here 🤣 In the best way possible

CrockettLibrarian

I read some of them to my husband last night and he was both intrigued and horrified. 😂 He was all "how do people think of these things?!" and "how is that supposed to work?!"

BeeCozyOP

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What a good sport 😂 the titles are honestly making me even more intrigued

CrockettLibrarian

I guess I should clarify I was reading off the titles to him, not the actual stories haha. But yeah he's a good sport. 😂

BeeCozyOP

No yeah, those Chuck Tingle titles are insane 😭