this list is not to be confused with mastication
self care romance books in all forms: mutual, solo, IRL, video call, phone, overhearing, walking in on, public space, etc etc.
if you hate the word ‘masturbation’, try: flicking the bean, jerking off, finger banging, rub one out, beat the meat, dj the vj, wanking, jerkin the gherkin, fapping; we can go on for days. whatever you call it, i just hope you reach climax ⛰️ toys encouraged but a hand (or two or three or-) will do just fine.
🫵 𝑔𝑜 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻! 🫵 😇 gladly 😇
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Romance MMCs with Dadbods+
Romance novels with a MMC in a larger body—dadbod, chubby, plus size, fat, etc.
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Clutch My Pearls Pod
tried to get all their books from regular shows and the live show & patreon episodes on here - if i’ve forgotten any of them, please lmk!!
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Brothers
Brother’s best friend, best friend’s brother, brother’s ex, brother is a demon king and you swore to help him get his crown back. Basically, it’s the brother’s fault. You get it.
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