Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch. Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy. Warnings: - Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story. - Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive. - Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent. - Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.