green tea affectations // 茶香四溢
a collection of men who pretend to be really innocent and weak to gain their lover’s favour. the title comes from the chinese slang term 绿茶 / green tea, which refers to someone who acts really pitiful and helpless, as if they’ve endured a lot of hardships, but in actual fact is very cunning and ambitious.
note: the origin of the term is quite misogynistic, hence why this list will not be including any women.


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don’t tease me too hard // 炸毛受
炸毛 (v.) when an animal, especially a cat, puffs up its fur in reaction to getting spooked or irritated. these men react the same way when their partners’ teasing or advances become a little too overwhelming for them in the moment.