this list is not to be confused with mastication
self care romance books in all forms: mutual, solo, IRL, video call, phone, overhearing, walking in on, public space, etc etc.
if you hate the word ‘masturbation’, try: flicking the bean, jerking off, finger banging, rub one out, beat the meat, dj the vj, wanking, jerkin the gherkin, fapping; we can go on for days. whatever you call it, i just hope you reach climax ⛰️ toys encouraged but a hand (or two or three or-) will do just fine.
🫵 𝑔𝑜 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻! 🫵 😇 gladly 😇







we found arousal in an inconvenient place
for when you need to juggle acting normal, giving in to your bodys reaction, and not giving yourself away 😈
getting a boner in a public space just at the thought of someone, unexpected sexy time at a restaurant, public remote play, getting aroused when you know its wrong, a brush of a hand or a butt and oops! im horny: all of these plus more!
the aim of the game is dont let anyone ✨know✨







HRCYED 3.0 x Pagebound Quests (Titles Edition)
If we are going to do Qwordy's the Hardest Reading Challenge You'll Ever Do 3.0 - we should probably get some Pagebound badges along the way! I'm specifically going to be adding books from Quests and readalongs that go past the July start date and match at least one of these title prompts: Periodic Table, Familial Terms, Rainbow of Words (also Joseph's coat), Numerical Titles, Titular Counting 5+, Pun in the Title, and First & Last Name in the Title. Recommendations welcome!







knock knock, its a neighbours to lovers list
howdy, neighbour 👋 this type of forced proximity hits different when you physically cant escape the person next door.
apartment neighbours: sharing a wall and they can hear 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 🏢
house neighbours: seeing them when you walk outside or catching a sneak peak through your window 🏠
time to decide if you’re ready to give your spare key to the hottie next door 🔑







Millennial Pink
i am her. she is me. and we are both that millennial bitch who loves pink.
always taking suggestions for books with covers that are the best shade of pink.







If BookTok sneezed, it ended up on this list…
Featuring morally gray men, unreliable narrators, emotional damage, dragons, serial killers, fake dating, enemies-to-lovers, and at least 47 books someone claimed “changed their life.” Proceed with caution.







love like hot cocoa in the rain
the perfect books for curling up in bed with your comfort food and reading the entire day
i hope that you absolutely CONQUER this list and have fun while doing so☺️







The Ultimate Grumpy × Sunshine Setup
One hates everyone and the other smile too much. Somehow, it works — and now feelings are involved.







Texas Has No Taste: Banned Books
A small selection of the over 2000+ banned books recently brought to the attention of Texas' Lt. Gov and a conservative organization for their for "vulgar" material 🙄 including topics of history, race, LGBTQ+, gender identity, feminism, mental health, and sex education as well as romance, horror, science fiction, memoirs, YA, and classic genres. Aka my new reading list 💅 **Includes all the books I've read/on my TBR and other popular books, comment others if you want!!







Pink Blossom
Books with pink cover







Interconnected Romances
How not to love these







Lucy Score ReadList
Romance novels by Lucy Score







He falls first







We like love this time of year! 💕







Random Romance ❤️🔥
On a more lovelier note






