Jurassic Park meets Lucky Charms and unicorns Bertie’s veterinary career is in the pits. He's up to his eyeballs in debt, and his boss drives him bonkers. So when a scientist offers him a job at a Caribbean park, he takes the leap. But no textbook can prepare him for what carnivorous unicorns. This is one scientific advancement that could very well turn tropical paradise into an island deathtrap. Now Bertie must find a way to keep these beasts from spiraling into madness. But will he rise to the challenge? Or will it be lights out for Bertie? The Veterinarian’s Field Guide to Rabid Unicorns is the first book in the St. Quiche Island Archives. For readers who love hapless heroes, mad mutants, and madcap villains.