Recs if you like Gimme A Pizza Dat Azz: Erotic Eatz...

Looking for romance & erotica with 🍆-to-🍆 action? Glide into the world of frotting with these sexy queer reads!

Frotting—a form of frottage (the sexual act of rubbing one’s body on something) like tribbing & scissoring—involves two or more 🐔s rubbing together.

With this list, frolic into frotting across subgenres, from monster erotica to sports romance.

Have any recs, especially those featuring non-cisgender 🍆? Slide them into the comments!

I thought I'd slide in here with my first list. This is for substances not labeled specifically for sexual lubrication. Think butter, blood, coffee syrup, sewing machine oil. Desperate times! 🧈🍯🩸 I’ve included coconut oil mentions, even though that’s pretty standard lube. I’ve omitted spit. Recs welcome!

Sometimes a monster romance really hits the spot, especially when you're in the mood for something extra tasty. Big bodies, big appetites, big loads, these creatures are packing a little something extra to titillate your taste buds, often in copious amounts. A delicious deluge, if you will.

Romance and erotica where the 💦 tastes like 🍬🥛🥥🥜🌰 or anything beyond the expected.

imo the best pizza is pepperoni, pineapple and pancetta. i said what i said.

always taking suggestions for books about pizza.

when your food wants to fuck.