sexy snacks

when your food wants to fuck.

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created by alexz

last updated June, 2026

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okay I was just thinking about a sentient food romance list and I opened up Pagebound to the very thing I was thinking of???? 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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boundling hive mind. it's the only explanation. you and i are on the exact same wavelength.

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What a time to be alive! 😂

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Unsurprisingly, I have some recs for you!

You Are My Wish-bone - Tanya Lynn • Cookies & Cream - Latrexa Nova • Wiggle for Me, Crandaddy - K. Howlett

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omg how could I forget the biscuit man?

All by Boris Ballswick: • Slathered by the Syrup ManPounded by the Pizza SliceButtered by the BiscuitMilked by Santa's Cookies

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how did i forget the biscuit man?!?

thanks for saving my 😉bacon😉! with your wonderful list of recs.

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Found another one for you:

Take a Bite - Inida Cox

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🖤🖤🖤

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omg yes, Cold Sweat was added too! I've known about that book for years and still haven't read it.

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A Candyman for Christmas - Ames B. Winterbourne

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The Gingerbread Man - Shayla Storm • Ravaged by the Gingerbread Man - Fannie Tucker

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Your lists never cease to amaze me!

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Tasty!! I have a couple list recs.

Cold Sweat by Vera Valentine Her Pastry Shifters by Mia Harlan

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kool aid man

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