Recs if you like The Worst Guy (Vital Signs, #2)...

hey google, play slumber party by ashnikko 🍽️ romance books with cunnilingus 👅 any and all positions welcome! bonus points if she is restrained or she is getting eaten out for the first time.

to all the MMCs, let’s hope you can find the clit to all the FMCs, i already know y’all 𝒶𝓉𝑒

🙂‍↕️ when in doubt, eat her out 🙂‍↕️

yearning for so long that the MC finally snaps and has a fuck it moment. this hits the best when the relationship is taboo and they KNOW its wrong but give in anyway 🫨

fuck it and then fuck each other 🤷

in the cut like a vasectomy, no kiddin’ 🫨 romance books where the procedure occurred before or after the love interest(s) meet. the MMC(s) makes the decision as a form of birth control either after having kids or to prevent having any.

🥤1 order of juice, no seed pls🥤

howdy, neighbour 👋 this type of forced proximity hits different when you physically cant escape the person next door.

apartment neighbours: sharing a wall and they can hear 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 🏢

house neighbours: seeing them when you walk outside or catching a sneak peak through your window 🏠

time to decide if you’re ready to give your spare key to the hottie next door 🔑

romance books that use toys to heighten pleasure - solo or with a partner(s). dildos, vibrators, and some sprinkling of unconventional items 🥵 no cacti allowed

To Whom It May Concern,

Are you ever stuck wishing your 9 to 5 was more exciting? Live vicariously through these stories without risk of getting a call from HR. It’s taboo and against the rules but it’s fiction, so enjoy all you want! Let’s set up a meeting with your next read and hopefully take it offline afterwards ❤️‍🔥

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Kind Regards,

Your local spicy romance connoisseur💋

the doctor will see you now 🩺 doctors, nurses and all round medical professionals here to raise your heart rate and get you back to your best in no time.

if you’re good, you might even leave with a lollipop and a sticker for being brave 🤭

sometimes u just gotta read some p0rn with plot amirite

Womanhood! Contemporary Romance featuring women over the age of 30 & 40! Adults falling in love!

A classic among classics, we’re talking enemies to lovers! We get to the bottom of what we think of as “enemies,” and how it differs from “rivals-to-lovers” and “friends-to-enemies-to-lovers” and “friends-to-lovers” (jk, we’ll never understand friends-to-lovers). We revisit some of our very favorite romances, talk about stakes, about impossible situations, and about how sexy hating someone can be.

We're talking Beach Reads that aren’t just beach reads but are actually beach reads, by which we mean, romances in which the characters — ahem — on the beach.

These are romance books where both characters have fully formed frontal lobes, where they are competent in their endeavors and where they can have a god damn conversation when needed. I don't need this in every romance, but man, it hits the spot sometimes.

This book is full of tropes romance loves, and we take them topic by topic, recommending read alikes for everything from grumpy/sunshine, to academic romance, to STEM heroines, to that spicy sex scene that was a delightfully unexpected surprise!

🦸‍♂️Pining Main Characters (8 titles, MANAGED through WAKING UP WITH THE DUKE).

🧑‍🏫Professors (4 titles, PLAYING WITH TROUBE through THE UNREQUITED).

👩‍🔬Stem Heroines (8 titles, THE KISS QUOTIENT through MY FAKE RAKE).

🗣️Great Banter (4 titles, THE VISCOUNT WHO LOVED ME through PLAYING FOR KEEPS).

🔬Microtropes (4 titles, THE POOL BOY through THE WALL OF WINNIPEG AND ME).

These books include couples that do not plan to have children ever. I've also added a few books where they don't even talk about kids and there's no baby in the epilogue.

A list of the Top 100 Romances of the past 50 years as voted on by the Magnificent Firebird community.

because unfortunately there is still a painful dearth of happy endings that don’t default to marriage and reproduction, especially in hetero romance. 🫠

Romance books were one of the mc (most often fmc) struggles with eating and the love interest helps. Some feature ED rep, others trauma, depression, etc. Often features the caretaking trope 🫂.

These books either take place in a medical setting / one or both MCs are medical professionals 🙃