snip n dip
in the cut like a vasectomy, no kiddin’ 🫨 romance books where the procedure occurred before or after the love interest(s) meet. the MMC(s) makes the decision as a form of birth control either after having kids or to prevent having any.
🥤1 order of juice, no seed pls🥤
created by burntsunflowers
last updated January, 2026
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"1 order of juice, no seed pls" is a work of art. The greatest literary minds couldn't have created that, and they'll be eternally envious
Tbh, best sentence I've read all day
every great poet is shaking right now ✍️📝
BRO 💀💀💀
Nothing makes me thirstier than a mc that doesn’t want kids. 😂
Trulyyyyy
this is the result of the nutty 9s effect
are you Santa? (It’s okay you can tell me) 💝 Not a bad side effect 🙂↔️
I think you may be a genius, this is absolutely wild and I am obsessed
i am obsessed with YOU
ok ok ok but did you guys catch the emoji choices 😭 sperm aka swimmers = the swimmer, and scissors obviously for cutting the swimmers off 🤪
Yes and it was brilliant
In this economy this is such a turn on trope
SERIOUSLY. I personally hate a pregnancy plot always and forever but especially right now?!?! Get em out of here, I simply cannot suspend reality enough to get down
when the man takes responsibility for birth control >>>>>>>
You’re an artist, thank you for your work
i take my craft seriously 🙂↕️🙇♀️
your titles kill me 🥴😭
gotta make sure we all get a laugh out of them 😌
100% here for this. the hottest thing a man can do is get a vasectomy
BDE indeed
featured!!! ✂️
Excellent emoji use! I have a sticker on my ereader that says “fuck them kids” without context that’s concerning. As a romance reader that hates surprise pregnancy and epilogue babies it speaks to my soul. (I say this as a mother of four)
omg. yes. an epilogue baby can really ruin what was a perfectly good book.
op I love how your mind works!
sometimes it betrays me but for now it’s working to deliver 🙂↕️
first day on pagebound and this is what im met with. 10/10 highly recommend this artistry
i’d say im sorry but 🤷♀️
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