What do today’s pop music, cavemen’s engraved sketches, and Fifty Shades of Grey all have in common? The Answer: Sexy, sex! Meet Ana, the asexual parodist with no filter. Her life has one crucial difference, which changes everything; she has no sexual attraction and no sexual urges “You’re more like a disembodied mind/feelings.” As one of her friends once expressed. So how’s life of an asexual in a sexed up world? Quite bizarre, actually! From adamant bloggers claiming she was the antichrist, to her brother raising his eyebrows out of his head, to other hilarious and misconstrued theories and interactions, read up as Ana is exposing the juicy, often quirky, tell-it-how-it-is, short and never before written memoir Sex or Icecream?