‘I spent hours chastising them thuribles,’ muttered Brother Dunnykin.

Who up chastising they thuribles 🗣️🗣️🗣️

"He was a small, bandy-legges man, with a certain resemblance to a chimpanzee who never got invited to tea parties."

Damn, why you gotta drag bro like that 💀 The uninvitation to tea parties HURT.

"I'll see to it that he learns that arresting thieves is against the law."

⁉️ [Confused noises]

"All dwarfs are by nature dutiful, serious, literate, obedient and thoughtful people whose only minor failing is a tendency, after one drink, to rush at enemies screaming ‘Arrrrrrgh!’ and axing their legs off at the knee."

Sounds reasonable to me. Sometimes I do want to axe people off their knees while being sober even.

"The young man is called Carrot. This is not because of his hair, which his father has always clipped short for reasons of Hygiene. It is because of his shape. It is the kind of tapering shape a boy gets through clean living, healthy eating, and good mountain air in huge lungfuls. When he flexes his shoulder muscles, other muscles have to move out of the way first."

I knew of the dorito shape but not the carrot shape. I'd like to take a look ngl. For science, of course.

Finally decided to take the leap into the Discworld arena. I'm a bit nervous tbh but the humour eases my anxiety a bit.

What do you mean The Door of Knowledge Through Which the Untutored May Not Pass gets stuck with humidity when it rains bro. That happens my own door in my flat and I'm not in a fantasy setting. That I'm aware of.