You ever just have plans to like, do nothing lmao, and hit your reading goal for the day when someone tries to invite you out somewhere? As in they want to hang out in a couple of hours. And then they get upset when you say no? Like I'm sorry but no, you should've told me a million years in advance. The throuple in my book has just mentioned the strap. I WILL be busy. 💀✋️

Im losing my mind oh my god 😭😭 PLEASE DARBY PLEASE GIRL IM SO STRESSED OUT

Hey, readers! 🌊 I’m putting together a list of polycule/throuple books! I have about 12. Does anyone have a favorite book with one or both of these in the story??

Today is NOT my freaking day oml. Made plans to go to the library today but then found out 1, that I'm all out of one of my meds and 2, that I had to do a task that took up half the day and so got home much later than I anticipated. So as soon as I got home I was like Okay the library closes in 3 hours so I'm going to stop by the store really quick to get meds and then stay at the library til they close. WELL!!!!! For one, as soon as I make my intentions known I get handed a shopping list of things to get while I'm out, a list that continued to grow until the moment I finally stepped out the door, but then got in my car and realized the tank was almost empty. So I was like, already annoyed and even moreso now that I know I have to go to the gas station, which is in the complete opposite direction from where I need to go and will add another 15 minutes to my trip. But then, I get there at the pump, and as soon as I get the nozzle in the car and turn it on I notice that the part where it screws in is dripping all over my hand. And then the gas starts to lock up - which is normal for my car, there's something wrong with the way the tank is set up so you have to really work it otherwise the nozzle is gonna think the tank is full - but then it's like locking up every 5 seconds even though I wasn't doing anything wrong. And then next thing I know, I suddenly have gasoline spraying ALL OVER ME. I turned my body away so it only got on my right side, but it got in my hair, in my shirt, my jacket, my pants, EVERYWHERE. So I was absolutely livid at this point I called home to tell them what happened and that I'm changing my clothes, NOT going to the store, and am just going to the library. I get home, trailing the gas smell everywhere, use my strongest exfoliating body wash and roughest wash cloth to vigorously rub the smell off, and change clothes and finally I smell mostly clean. I take a different car, get to the library, and as soon as I sit down and get my kindle out all I can think about is my gnarly headache - because apparently I missed a spot in my hair that was right next to my nose and it kept wafting and making me lightheaded. But it's not all bad, cause while I was there I found a book that I had actually been thinking about buying before so I checked it out. But I also stood at the help desk and asked the guy to transfer a book for me and while I was standing there I started to be able to smell the gasoline again and then from the other side of the room I hear somebody whisper "what is that smell??" So as soon as I was finished at the help desk I had to high-tail it out of there before I stunk up the place 😭 Anywho, I get home and my family washed my clothes two times while I was gone to no avail, they still stink, and the moment I open my bedroom door I'm hit with the gas fumes cause I forgot to open a window to air it out/spray the area where I had sat my clothes before I left. SIGHHHH. I've gotta take an ibuprofen now cause this headache is showing no signs of going away and the vision in my right eye is starting to get hazy 🫩

Hopefully tomorrow after getting the shopping trip done that I was supposed to do today I can try getting a do-over of the 'relaxing' library trip I was hoping to have today 🫠

When I was a kid I brought a book to a party once and some lady was like "who reads at a party?" She meant it as a joke but little kid me was definitely feeling her first "shut up, bitch" moment. I'm petty and I still hold a grudge against her to this very day. 😂😂 And now I'm one of those "my ereader is my child" people. LOL

bro the lunchtable scene felt exactly like mean girls ong

Give me strength 😅 I haven't even finished the first chapter of the audiobook and im struggling. I don't think this book was made to be listened to. There's already so many words that I don't know. Great for world building. Not great for immersion, when you have to pause ever minute to look up what a word means, which is also difficult when you don't know how it's spelt. Not to mention the narrator sounds like one you'd find on a documentary. Someone convince me to keep going 😭

When I was a kid I brought a book to a party once and some lady was like "who reads at a party?" She meant it as a joke but little kid me was definitely feeling her first "shut up, bitch" moment. I'm petty and I still hold a grudge against her to this very day. 😂😂 And now I'm one of those "my ereader is my child" people. LOL