This last line made me cackle 🤣

𝘓𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘺’𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘸. “𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘺. 𝘔𝘺 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘸 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯.” 𝘏𝘦𝘳 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘣𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. “𝘕𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥.” 𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘴𝘬 𝘓𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘺’𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘸 𝘪𝘧 𝘴𝘩𝘦’𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘷𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘔𝘶𝘩𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘨 𝘊𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘺, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦, 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘓𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘴.

“….𝘢 𝘤𝘶𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦.”

• it’s safe to say that my tastes do not relate to that of our MC 🤣

“𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳”

i take offense, i love unsalted butter 🤣

“𝘗𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴: 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵, 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘦.”

-> okay but that’s also some great advice

“𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘐 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘯𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦, 𝘚𝘢𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘯𝘦.”

— Carrion chose violence today i see

Fuck me, I just started the audio and the way Anthony says “prologue kingfisher” had me pausing already like FUCK 🤤🫠

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂 𝓲𝓼 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓽𝔂 𝓹𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓽-𝓫𝔂-𝓷𝓾𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓼: 𝓪 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵 (𝓝𝓸𝓻𝓪 𝓛𝓮𝓮) 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓬𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓵𝓭 (𝓤𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓭) 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓱𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓾𝓬𝓲𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂 𝓪𝓭𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓼 𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓾𝓮.

Oh hey Alice in wonderland, is that you in disguise?

𝑰 𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒔. 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒃𝒓𝒖𝒑𝒕𝒍𝒚 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒗𝒆 𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒏, 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒃𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒇𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒄 𝒑𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒐𝒓 𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒆𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒄𝒐𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒈𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒓 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓; 𝒐𝒇 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒐𝒃𝒔𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎.

Girl, same.. I think we can all relate to this… no? Just me? Coo coo coo coo

JUST FUCKING TELL HIM!!!!!!