"Granny had never had much time for words. They were so insubstantial. Now she wished that she had found the time. Words were indeed insubstantial. They were as soft as water, but they were also as powerful as water and now they were rushing over the audience, eroding the levees of veracity, and carrying away the past.
That's us down there, she thought. Everyone knows who we really are, but the things down there are what they'll remember—three gibbering old baggages in pointy hats. All we've ever done, all we've ever been, won't exist anymore.
She looked at the ghost of the king. Well, he'd been no worse than any other king. Oh, he might burn down the odd cottage every now and again, in a sort of absent-minded way, but only when he was really angry about something, and he could give it up any time he liked. Where he wounded the world, he left the kind of wounds that healed.
Whoever wrote this Theater knew about the uses of magic. Even I believe what's happening, and I know there's no truth in it.
This is Art holding a Mirror up to Life. That's why everything is exactly the wrong way around."
I really liked these musings about history. Made me feel kind of guilty for reading non-fiction, haha. But all of Discworld is fiction so maybe that was Pratchett's evil plan.