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damn. I really anticipated loving this and I applaud a lot of what it’s trying to do and sort of (??) subvert…but the writing is so stilted and flat and just completely lifeless, the prose so completely devoted to telling and not showing, that it just felt like an outline of a book more than an actual book. a bit confused frankly on how this was published 🤷♀️just deeply lacking in emotional tension or any buildup, sensuality, or actual feeling altogether; i just felt a whole lot of Meh and Nothing whilst reading. every sex scene tried to shoehorn in some emotional development but it relied wayyy too heavily on the sex to magically make that happen and unfortunately the book was not even a little bit sexy imo. also some of the sentences were just…bizarre. what do you mean he “tasted like spearmint and sex??” what do you mean “north of plus size?” it’s 2026; we can just say “fat” since that’s not a bad word!! i think this book frustrates me so much because it is actually reinforcing so many of the norms it’s purportedly trying to subvert or satirize.
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A Little Buzzed
Alys Murray
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Such gorgeous, incantatory, haunting prose and a fascinating, intelligent concept; Chronister layers her worlds so richly and with such detail and strangeness that’s just mesmerizing. I loved this up until the last 20%, when the pacing just abruptly felt rushed and random in a really underwhelming way though?? Almost if the book was rushed into being finished for a deadline lol, I’m not sure why exactly but considering how deftly the rest of it had been structured and paced, I was really disappointed with the last portion in how it just kind of trailed off and dissipated emptily.
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The Bog Wife
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my god.
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The Everlasting
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my queer autistic childhood/tween faves
…yeah. a list purely for my own archives. i was a weird kid.
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