I feel so free now that I'm finished with th--- what. What--- no. What do you MEAN it's a trilogy? WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S A T

since I'm banned from reading the eighteen books in the wayward children series I am targeting Nghi Vo and the singing hills cycle as my next novella obsession

you are not prepared for the type of creature I will become when this drops

the Lego movie did this plot 150% better

This honestly is quite a change from how Mythos and Heroes were told. I know it's probably harder to tell an interesting collection of anecdotes when you're following a linear story, but somehow I'm not vibing with this as much as previous Fry works.

Listen. LISTEN. unhealthy attachment and traumatic bonding from a young age is NOT the same thing as romantic pining. These freaks ARE NOT pining. They are two halves of the same fucked up whole and simply can't function without having the other in their line of sight. This is NOT ROMANTIC and I am NOT eating well.

"Would you fuck a clone of yourself" was definitely the inspiration here.

MY ARC FROM ORBIT ARRIVED TODAY I AM SO READY TO SEE YOUNG STUPID GERALT IN ACTION

"I don't like 8" "but isn't he great in a sexy mean kind of way" "...no he's a dick" "exactly"

I'm BORED.