Recs if you like Milking with the Minotaur...

chest hair, the happy trail, armpit hair, and the ever elusive bush 🥴 this list is a compilation of smutty books with descriptions or mentions of body hair. because there is nothingggg NOTHING!!!! more primal and sexy than hairy people going at it 😌 if you have suggestions or if you've seen the mythical bush, pLEASE LET ME KNOW I'M ON MY KNEES!! i want to normalize body hair so bad 🥺 will only list first in series to keep things in check! body hair types listed in the comments

compliments and credit for this incredible idea go to @leshka.

has this ever happened to you? do you read a bunch of smutty smut and feel guilty bc it’s not “proper books”? well, do i have a answers for you!

find below a curated list of smutty smut titles paired with complimentary classics and/or nonfiction smarty books to make your brain bigger!*

*individual bigger brain results may vary

🚧this list is under construction🚧

If I had a nickle for every time a book about milk and minotaurs ended up on my TBR because of book social media, I’d have 2 nickels; which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice.

This is dedicated to the weird AF romance/erotic books I’ve come across.

erotic ≠ smutty (necessarily) it just may be erotically charged (ie Lobster)

submissions welcome

//PLEASE CHECK TW BEFORE READING ANY OF THESE BOOKS - READ AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION//

Sometimes a monster romance really hits the spot, especially when you're in the mood for something extra tasty. Big bodies, big appetites, big loads, these creatures are packing a little something extra to titillate your taste buds, often in copious amounts. A delicious deluge, if you will.

Romance and erotica where the 💦 tastes like 🍬🥛🥥🥜🌰 or anything beyond the expected.

Ever read a book a gone 😟 when they describe the size of the sexual hotdogs? Me too. These batter-slingers are just a shade too large to be feasibly enjoyable, surely…

An ever growing list of concerningly large meat tubes which get put in seemingly too small orifices 🍆 🕳️🥕

read at your own risk

here on Pagebound we have lists for tails, tentacles, cock pockets, mothmen, flavored cum, bear shifters and more.

now I present to you my latest offering: horns!

these monsters all have something in common, they all have horns!!!

as always, taking any and all suggestions

where’s a girl to find a big sexy minotaur daddy?

always accepting suggestions for books with minotaur love interests while i continue the search for my own.

Locally sourced. Farm fresh. Organic. Cage free. 🤭From happy cows come happy eggs. Don’t ask questions. Everyone’s having a nice normal breakfast. Don’t make it weird.

I dont meow 😂😂

A slight twist on the pregnancy trope in fictional romance where one of the characters is either pregnant or recently gave birth to not his/their baby and they are along for the ride.

Open to recs

It’s what it says on the tin: romance & erotica with minotaurs. Bon appetit!