My cannibalism-reading ass read this and assumed you meant suspicious cuts of meat in the freezer, lmaooo

meat tubes 😭 I’m gonna steal that 😂

I can never unsee Conquered by Clippy and I will always have to live with the knowledge of him being so well endowed 😓

ran to check that Moby was on here. very good.

aw yeah i'll save this one

Also, I’ve got some meat tubes for ya: • Pheromone by CM Stunich (the 🍆 is the size of her THIGH) • Getting Down on the Farm by Kathryn Moon (centaurs 😀) • The Grand Duke’s Masseur by Rori Thornton (like 60% of the book is the main character working with a physical therapist doing 🐱 stretches to take the shlong) • Och, Ness by Eryn Hawk (Loch Ness monster peen 😏) • Monster Mixer Vol 1 by Robin Jo Margaret (multiple size difference short stories including a tiny fairy doing things to an average-sized shlong 😈) • My Ogre Husband by Lyonne Riley (moral of the story: always stretch your 🐱 before a good orc railing)

Those emojis! 😂🤣😂

MEAT TUBES

.......I know I read many books that should be on this list but I can't remember a single title

These are the ones that I can think of right now

• Kríe Captivity by Kora Knight : Aliens with really big dongs, they had to use a relaxing venom for sex

• Zercy by Kora Knight : Aliens with really big dongs, they had to use a relaxing venom for sex

• Mauled by the Minotaur by Ciara Bane : Minotaur, no further explination needed

• Meetings With the Minotaur by M. A. Wardell : Minotaur, no further explination needed

• Divine Proportions by Amelita Rae : Alien with an extremly big and LONG dong, it can bend and twist in order to reach deeper (and it went very very deep)

• Bloodlust: A Tale of Erotic Yaoi Horror by Amelita Rae : I blocked most of this book from my memory but the zombie werewolf LI has a big dong

• Abduction by Amelita Rae : a giant cockroach alien with a big dong (it caused prolapse)

• Milk of the Birth Father by Sarah Havan : hate this book, but the LIs have dongs that are too big, and the MC is in pain most of the time while taking them in

• Merry Fistmas by Becca Vale : Taboo, incest. the MC had to get fisted first before he could take the LI's dong

Revelations by Rebecca Rathe One of the main characters is so large.. there’s blood everywhere.. had me reading like 😧

A Soul to Keep by Opal Reyne... there is literal gut-rearranging to make it fit. A Lady of Rooksgrave Manor by Kathryn Moon; one of the characters is a shifter of sorts and his other form is capital L large™️

Stone Cold by H.B. Jacks. 2 giant gargoyles plus an even gianter alpha gargoyle and one average lady. Plus the boyfriends are boyfriends so everyone needs to make some room

I have one more....Sheltered Fate by Aeva Vox. I'm reading it rn and its SO CUTE and has a pretty massive size difference....as seen by him not fitting in the hallway and barely fitting on the couch 😂

Space for Love is a human FMC x very well-endowed alien MMC. Bonus: his cum has psychoactive properties when taken in by humans.

“batter slingers” 😭😭

This series by Sara Ivy Hill can't even use magic to make it fit:

The Mountain's Mate The Ballast's Bride (MY FAVORITE - SO SWEET) The Ruin's Revenge

the promised queen by Kate Johnson. the MMC is described as "being as big as my forearm"

God intended me to be alive to see this list and hallelujah for that 🥵

the description for this list is INCREDIBLE

I don't see the Alpha Pack by D.J. Heart in here 👀 there are two LI with Large dongs. A sadist who likes causing dscomfort to the omega, and a Sweetheart (with the biggest hotdog of them all) that spend the whole day preparing the omega

I absolutely have some recs but I need work to slow down so I can do some research 😂

Got a new shipment of meat tubes for ya! 🍆

Save a Horse, Ride a Cow Man by Emily Antoinette (Minotaur is packing a 2-hander!!)

Ahem, if perhaps you are accepting recommendations then The Finisher (book 4 in Dark Verse) by RuNyx woukd fit here no pun intended 😅 He uhm, has injured people from their activities before