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Ever read a book a gone š when they describe the size of the sexual hotdogs? Me too. These batter-slingers are just a shade too large to be feasibly enjoyable, surelyā¦
An ever growing list of concerningly large meat tubes which get put in seemingly too small orifices
created by ruthie_readswithtea
last updated March, 2026
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My cannibalism-reading ass read this and assumed you meant suspicious cuts of meat in the freezer, lmaooo
meat tubes š Iām gonna steal that š
meat tubes, ham cylinders, flesh javelins - i have a list of the worst ones hehe
incredible, I canāt wait to see the others šāāļø
Those emojis! šš¤£š
I can never unsee Conquered by Clippy and I will always have to live with the knowledge of him being so well endowed š
i am the sharer of knowledge and unfortunately that knowledge is the Clippy packs a shockingly large rod
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Clippyā¦the paperclip???? has a massive meat cylinder??? what!!!!! šāāļøšØ brb
But..... Where?! Where does he hide it?!
all i can say, is that its exactly where you think it is
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MEAT TUBES
aw yeah i'll save this one 
Also, Iāve got some meat tubes for ya: ā¢ Pheromone by CM Stunich (the š is the size of her THIGH) ā¢ Getting Down on the Farm by Kathryn Moon (centaurs š) ā¢ The Grand Dukeās Masseur by Rori Thornton (like 60% of the book is the main character working with a physical therapist doing š± stretches to take the shlong) ā¢ Och, Ness by Eryn Hawk (Loch Ness monster peen š) ā¢ Monster Mixer Vol 1 by Robin Jo Margaret (multiple size difference short stories including a tiny fairy doing things to an average-sized shlong š) ā¢ My Ogre Husband by Lyonne Riley (moral of the story: always stretch your š± before a good orc railing)
thank you for your large Heat Seeking Moisture-Missile submissions ā¤ļø
MOISTURE MISSILES 
Revelations by Rebecca Rathe One of the main characters is so large.. thereās blood everywhere.. had me reading like š§
š YIKES š
Given, he is a Sasquatch-type shifter but like. They only banged IN THAT FORM
nooo š«¢ surely he smells so bad too š
Stone Cold by H.B. Jacks. 2 giant gargoyles plus an even gianter alpha gargoyle and one average lady. Plus the boyfriends are boyfriends so everyone needs to make some room
Crossing Swords āļø? GET ME IN THERE
Space for Love is a human FMC x very well-endowed alien MMC. Bonus: his cum has psychoactive properties when taken in by humans.
thank you for your large Beef Whistle submission āŗļøā¤ļø
It's been a while but I remember really liking this one!
And the cover has such a nice color scheme -
A Soul to Keep by Opal Reyne... there is literal gut-rearranging to make it fit. A Lady of Rooksgrave Manor by Kathryn Moon; one of the characters is a shifter of sorts and his other form is capital L largeā¢ļø
rearranging you say šØ
This series by Sara Ivy Hill can't even use magic to make it fit:
The Mountain's Mate The Ballast's Bride (MY FAVORITE - SO SWEET) The Ruin's Revenge
the promised queen by Kate Johnson. the MMC is described as "being as big as my forearm"
I have one more....Sheltered Fate by Aeva Vox. I'm reading it rn and its SO CUTE and has a pretty massive size difference....as seen by him not fitting in the hallway and barely fitting on the couch š
God intended me to be alive to see this list and hallelujah for that š„µ 
amen šš»
.......I know I read many books that should be on this list but I can't remember a single title
