weird romance/erotic books
If I had a nickle for every time a book about milk and minotaurs ended up on my TBR because of book social media, I’d have 2 nickels; which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice.
This is dedicated to the weird AF romance/erotic books I’ve come across.
erotic ≠ smutty (necessarily) it just may be erotically charged (ie Lobster)
submissions welcome
//PLEASE CHECK TW BEFORE READING ANY OF THESE BOOKS - READ AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION//
created by readswithtea
last updated May, 2026
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Why do I keep running into these books it all happened after lobster started infecting my feed 🙁🙁
i had to keep track somehow 😂
I wonder why everyone is talking about Lobster taking over their feed. Mine is just normal
thats so crazy sips tea 👀
I keep mine on a private shelf called “shameful reads book club” (I’m the only one in the book club) 😭
we are all in the bookclub with you 🙂↕️
Could've gone my whole life without knowing any of these existed 😢
Someone called?? 😏 I have a 25% overlap with this list and I’ll shout it from the rooftops 😂
Every now and again i think “little cup” and laugh
How about this one: cover to cover noncon with a baker who literally have a bread loaf for a peen The Baker's Forced Breading by Anna Wineheart
reading it was a unique experience
Just the names are gold
To save or not to save 😩🤌🏽
There are a whole crapton of horror ones. I used to follow someone on Goodreads who reviewed them all the time. I have no idea if any of them are listed here though. 😭 I remember one about a straw scarecrow with a corncob penis.
a corncob penis?!? 🫣
May I suggest Breeding with Bigfoot by Siggy Shade - this one is straight up fucking insane. aaand Kiss of The Basilisk for consideration because it might be just crazy enough for this list.
Siggy Shade 🙌🏻 Kiss of the Basilisk is needed so true!!
You are the best for making this list
Behind Every Door is a treat to the senses.
