Boundling Friends - I feel I will find my people here in this, does anyone find the version of them that places book holds at the library is a different version of the person who then has to read said books?? 😅😂

Because tell me why when I went to hold a book this evening, the library system politely told me that I had maxed out at the current 15(!!!) books i have on reserve and so computer said no….. which on the one hand I thought RUDE how dare you hinder me this way library system demon, ALL THE BOOKS SHALL BE MINE …. 😈 I will not be beaten by some arbitrary restricting number….

But then also, I am a fast reader granted, but even so I was thinking “ma’am, I beg, you work full time, what crack have you been smoking here to think this is manageable” 😂😂😂

We also won’t discuss the side eye my current shelves of over 100+ TBR give me every time I bring all these library books into the house 🤣

I kinda love how much Elikki loves herself. She builds herself up, and even if she doesn't trust others to stick around, she knows she's gorgeous. I found this refreshing. It's not something that you see all the time especially with plus size fmc's

Lobster: "His shell stank of contact with human hands." Me, a stupid human: Wait, do lobsters have a sense of smell? Googles Google: UF researchers find a lobster’s sense of smell may hold the key to better electronic sensors - with the opening line "Could lobsters help protect soldiers one day?" Me, still a stupid human: Whaaaaat? No way, Imma verify this through Google scholar. Skims articles and learns lobsters actually have an incredible sense of smell. Lobster: Don't know what's worse, your stupid human mind or your human stink. Sticks me in a pot

🔗 Here's the link to the UF news blurb in case you're curious