when the โfuck itโ moment hits just right
yearning for so long that the MC finally snaps and has a fuck it moment. this hits the best when the relationship is taboo and they KNOW its wrong but give in anyway ๐ซจ
fuck it and then fuck each other ๐คท
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we found arousal in an inconvenient place
for when you need to juggle acting normal, giving in to your bodys reaction, and not giving yourself away ๐
getting a boner in a public space just at the thought of someone, unexpected sexy time at a restaurant, public remote play, getting aroused when you know its wrong, a brush of a hand or a butt and oops! im horny: all of these plus more!
the aim of the game is dont let anyone โจknowโจ
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clean mirror, dirty reflections
romance books with reflective surface scenes where they watch themselves or each other ๐
PSA: the โdirtyโ in the title is not intended to have a negative connotation, but instead be a play on words; this is a safe space ๐ซ
theres a mirror joke here somewhere but i cant see it โ apologies to vampires everywhere.
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couples with a licence to bang
hey google, play sports car by tate mcrae ๐๏ธ theres just something about the risk of exhibitionism and contorting bodies in a confined space with rapidly decreasing oxygen ๐ฅต
from secret hookups in a parking lot to saying fuck it cause you cant wait to make it to a bedroom, these romance books all feature explicit car scenes ๐
theyll drive stick while you ride the stick๐ฆ
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no Brat was hurt (much) in the making of this list
but the jury is out on the actions of their brat tamer๐งโโ๏ธโโก๏ธare we in an elevator cause these MCs are ready to push all the buttons for a crumb of punishment in return ๐โโ๏ธ the way they run their mouth you would think they were in a marathon ๐
being told to watch your mouth is a challenge, not a threatโdonโt forget that ๐
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the ๐๐๐ถ๐ is RAW
men raw dogging with no protection. the leads either consciously decide they want to have unprotected sex (bonus points if they tell each other they got tested and are clean), they dont have a condom available, or they ๐ป๐๐๐๐๐ to use one and realise after that they made an oopsie (ยฑ pregnancy). pretend STDs/STIs dont exist, ok? ๐โโ๏ธ
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on the edge of more than just your seat
romance books with orgasm denial and edging ๐ข
giving up control to make the pleasure last longer + feel more intense OR as punishment ๐โโ๏ธ MF / MM / RH ; the whole gang is here!!
remember, whatever you do: donโt ! come ! ๐ฅต
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workplace romance for corporate girlys
To Whom It May Concern,
Are you ever stuck wishing your 9 to 5 was more exciting? Live vicariously through these stories without risk of getting a call from HR. Itโs taboo and against the rules but itโs fiction, so enjoy all you want! Letโs set up a meeting with your next read and hopefully take it offline afterwards โค๏ธโ๐ฅ
Looking forward to hearing from you.
Kind Regards,
Your local spicy romance connoisseur๐
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Books that began as fanfiction
Do any of these surprise you?
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Boss/Assistant Romance
Problematic? Absolutely. Let's read them all!
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Grumpy Gus - Contemporary Edition
Grumpy heroes of contemporary romance
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Enemies With Certain Benefits
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Hot Elevator Scenes
These romance novels/novellas have hot elevator scenes.
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Hot Stairwell/Staircase Scenes
These romance novels have hot stairwell or staircase scenes. ๐ Thatโs it, thatโs the description.
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Fanfics that got promoted to Novels
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Palate Cleanser ๐๐
โจBooks for when your brain needs a fucking break.โจ
Palate Cleansers are easy, low-stakes romances that donโt ask too much of you emotionally or mentally and will not require a therapy session after you are done.
No complicated emotional devastation. Just good chemistry, a lovable love story, a manageable amount of conflict
Because sometimes, after consuming a five-course emotional meal, you donโt need another heavy dish. You need the literary equivalent of a little lemon sorbet. ๐๐
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