Recs if you like Scream for Me...

If I had a nickle for every time a book about milk and minotaurs ended up on my TBR because of book social media, I’d have 2 nickels; which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice.

This is dedicated to the weird AF romance/erotic books I’ve come across.

erotic ≠ smutty (necessarily) it just may be erotically charged (ie Lobster)

submissions welcome

//PLEASE CHECK TW BEFORE READING ANY OF THESE BOOKS - READ AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION//

Ever read a book a gone 😟 when they describe the size of the sexual hotdogs? Me too. These batter-slingers are just a shade too large to be feasibly enjoyable, surely…

An ever growing list of concerningly large meat tubes which get put in seemingly too small orifices 🍆 🕳️🥕

read at your own risk

these authors are def bringing it with their “hear me out”s

pls find a selection of ours below:

@alexz - Foghorn Leghorn @maomi - Entei from Pokémon @whippedstitchreads - that busty ass tree from The Last Unicorn @vasilissa - Thursday @erintripsey - Gill from Finding Nemo @kittygoons - Marlin from Finding Nemo @patricia.is.booked - Kovu from The Lion King II @valouz - Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean

always taking suggestions and feel free to share your hear me out in the comments.

Romance and erotica filled with tantalizing terror, where one or more of the MCs is aroused by the presence of fear, either by being frightened or being the one to frighten. Extra points for masked menacers, chainsaw chases, or other forms of spooky stimulation.

Why settle when you can have a monster obsessed with you.

Monster, Mermen, Alien, Entity, Demons, Vampires, Wolf, Orc, ect.

Horror, Fantasy, Romance, and Smut.

Straight & queer

Standalone & series Only first books in series were added because why would you read a second book if you didn't like the first.

Curious on starting monster romance? Dip your toes in these books! PSA: if it's a series, only book 1 will be added unless it can be read as standalones

Started as a vampire girlie, somehow ended up in outer space. And wherever the monsters are.

Ogres and aliens and tentacles, OH MY