Dirty Dendrophiles
When tree lovers get loved back by the objects of their affection. These smutty selections include tree shifters, dryads, puppets, doors, and more! As long as it's made of wood, we're good.






Romancing the Inanimate
Proof that romance novels are for everyone...even your furniture? DISCLAIMER: These are not for the weak of heart and are usually pretty spicy... and very strange.
I am not responsible for what happens while reading these π






Date Everything!
Literally!
I havenβt read any of these, Iβm just fascinated by their existence
(I have seen accounts of people actually enjoying these, so theyβre worth a shot!)





