smut/smart pairings
compliments and credit for this incredible idea go to @leshka.
has this ever happened to you? do you read a bunch of smutty smut and feel guilty bc it’s not “proper books”? well, do i have a answers for you!
find below a curated list of smutty smut titles paired with complimentary classics and/or nonfiction smarty books to make your brain bigger!*
*individual bigger brain results may vary
🚧this list is under construction🚧






someone’s knocking at your back door…
do you answer? the characters in these books did. this list contains books featuring anal play, from spanking to rimming to full on penetration (pegging included), there’s a little something for everyone 😈
as always, taking any and all suggestions!






weird romance/erotic books
If I had a nickle for every time a book about milk and minotaurs ended up on my TBR because of book social media, I’d have 2 nickels; which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice.
This is dedicated to the weird AF romance/erotic books I’ve come across.
erotic ≠ smutty (necessarily) it just may be erotically charged (ie Lobster)
submissions welcome
//PLEASE CHECK TW BEFORE READING ANY OF THESE BOOKS - READ AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION//






Knots, Ruts, & (Weird) Shifter Butts 🥵
Shifter lovers step right up: we’ve got sexy penguins & cryptids & dinosaurs, oh my! 😏
Slide into these romance + erotica books with shifters ranging from frisky creatures of the deep to hot prey animals. There are great PB lists with popular shifters (wolves, bears, etc) and sentient object shifters, so I wanted to provide something different.
Books include omegaverse, fated mates, variety of relationships (sapphic, MM, MF, etc), & tons of spice. 🔥
Open to recs!






someone you can look up to
inspired by a post about how tall Dr. Carlsen (The Love Hypothesis) is, here’s a list of canonically tall characters, some may not be human😈
as always, taking any & all suggestions!






concerningly large meat 🚫
Ever read a book a gone 😟 when they describe the size of the sexual hotdogs? Me too. These batter-slingers are just a shade too large to be feasibly enjoyable, surely…
An ever growing list of concerningly large meat tubes which get put in seemingly too small orifices 🍆 🕳️🥕
read at your own risk






"Don't tell my mom"
thank you to @joycebari and @vasilissa inspiring the list to be created! we listen and we are indeed casting judgment. Books that your loved ones will never see you read....readers be aware






Moby-Dick Redux
Fiction inspired/influenced by Melville's masterpiece (or sometimes just by Melville)
Looking for nonfiction? Check out my list Special Interest: Moby-Dick.





