I love Objects
sentient erotica/romance (Original Sentient List Curator) you know you wanna know about it π (if it's a series, only book 1 will be added)






Sentient Smut
who says you need another person to have a good, sexy time? strange, spicy, and often humorous these books will take you into the niche genre of SOR (Sentient Object Romance). if you like playing Date Everything, these books might just be for you.
please, please send me all your unhinged recs!!!






Cheeks Pink & Bent Over: Spanking
This is a list of books that feature spanking & impact play on that booty.
More than a quick swat.
OTK, on a bench, with a hand, a paddle, a cane, a floggerβ¦






Sentient Romances π«£ππ
Here's a list of a bunch of books with sentient beings, from doors, to pillows, to candy! All of these are probably very very smutty, because why else would someone write about being in love with a sentient pumpkin? I also haven't read all of these, so don't be too sure that they're good! Enjoy π€π₯πͺπ¬π§Έ PS: Holly Wilde is insane for these






Date Everything!
Literally!
I havenβt read any of these, Iβm just fascinated by their existence
(I have seen accounts of people actually enjoying these, so theyβre worth a shot!)






Sentient Object Romance
For the lovers of Date Everything, here is a collection of sentient object romances to make you look at the door a little differently or at least give you a good laugh! These were suggested to me so if some don't quite belong here I will be editing the list!





