I love Objects
sentient erotica/romance (Original Sentient List Curator) you know you wanna know about it đ (if it's a series, only book 1 will be added)
created by whippedstitchreads
last updated August, 2026
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Everyday on pagebound I discover a new genre of books against my will
Ironically, sometimes this is the worst app on which to be literate.
but is it a good genre willing to try out đ đ
Hell is empty and the devils are here đ
heehehe hi, im one of them xD
LMAOOOOO đđđđđ
This is so real đđđđđđ
Mind you this is my first impression of youâŚ. đđŤ°
hiiii!! Welcum in! we got creampies and cookies for you!
Omg I saw a TikTok about the fuckable door. Crazy (đ) stuff haha. Very intriguing
That was the first sentient object romance I ever saw đŕžŕ˝˛ŕžŕ˝˛ I was so flabbergasted đŕžŕ˝˛ŕžŕ˝˛
Iâve also seen one with a pillow. Itâs much easier to imagine that in a romance, than a door. Unless it has a very weird handle
yes! that one is Uhinged! highly recommend the audiobook for the sfx!
Space Raptor Butt Invasion is potentially the best book title I've ever seen.
Rightt?? đđđ I need to read it
this list is so scary...i love it lmaooo
Scary but with all these fabulous titles!!!
The hidden gems of the internet đ Jesus. đ¤Ł
WTF SQUEAK?! đ?!
i have yet to read Squeak! but Unhinged and Cold Sweat is 10/10 recommend đđ
I fckin knew this was your list I knew it before I even looked @whippedstitchreads U kinky ass hoe đđđđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł mwahahahah, hi friend tis i!
I'm getting Draco/green apple fanfictions flashback with these titles lol. I didn't read them but I saw a whole video about it. (Also, Dean from Supernatural/pie lol)
Im scared to know about this đł đ¤đ¤đââď¸
I never read any fics about them but basically people saw saw how much Draco was around an apple and started shipping him with it (I don't remember specifics. This was years ago that I heard about this). There was a whole sub genre where they take characters and ship them with inanimate objects. I believe Captain Hook from Once A Upon a time got shipped with the floor lol. Shipping was crazy back then (in a good way)
oh my goodness! đŤŁđŤŁ (not me clutching my pearls) clutches pearls
Lol stop!!! Not the pearl clutching!! đ¤Łđ¤Ł If you ever decide to read some, pleassssseeee let me know. I NEED a 2025 pov of the things that were made back then!! đ¤Łđ¤Ł (No pressure if you have zero interests of reading that. I'm being dramatic đ đ )
lol dudeeee dont chu worry i will be checking it out! for you know...research đŤŁ
also! do you have discord? there is a discord where there's a few PB members there (if you're already in there im so sorry i forgot)
Lol "research" is very important to these trying times đ¤Ł
yes exactly!
also! do you have discord? there is a discord where there's a few PB members there (if you're already in there im so sorry i forgot)
I do have discord but I didn't know about the PB discord though. Sounds like fun
Ummm, I have no clue where your comment went that have the link to the discord went đ
oh no! lemme try again!
I had to type it in manually but I got in lol
wooooow, damn internt! im sorry but glad you got in!!
Nooo you are reminding me of some unholy fanfics I have read đđ
The internet was so wild and weird (in such a fun way) back then đ¤Łđ¤Ł. I never got into those ships but I was cheering everybody on who were lol
Drapple? I haven't heard that name in years... đ¤đľ
Oh my god, I forgot the ship name lol đ¤Łđ¤Ł
Chuck Tingle book titles are national treasures.
They really are! I have yet to read their books
Not the were-turkey đ What did we do to deserve this
there's also thanksgiving leftovers too T.T
nooooo
Horny leftovers?
yup! i think they turn into "people" or just "fallic like thingys"
I- đĽ´
What are these books đđ Iâm scared!
heheheeheheh welcum
Youâre killing me đđ also I just clicked on a random book to read the blurb and the MCâs name was Josie đđ
OMG NOOO đđđđ
which book was it
Nailed by Ames B Winterbourne đ
OMG đđđ i have yet to read that one, but i came across it randomly. figured i add it to the list
OH NO đ
also, the universe pushing you to pick that one is wild!
Haha yeah itâs so hilarious! And itâs only the second time ever I saw my name (kinda) in a book
Girl you canât have a sentient object reading list and NOT have Unhinged and Airpeen đŕžŕ˝˛ŕžŕ˝˛ (I will be telling my friends about this list immediately. I highly doubt any of us will read any of these books, but itâs incredibly funny to talk about the concept of them đŕžŕ˝˛ŕžŕ˝˛)
yess pleaseee! check them out, tip your toes into it!
Aha no way đŕžŕ˝˛ŕžŕ˝˛ the idea of them is intriguing/funny, but I donât feel comfortable around spice in general so⌠I deal with it when itâs part of a book that has a plot, but itâs not something I personally would intentionally seek out đŕžŕ˝˛ŕžŕ˝˛
that's totally understandable and fair! you can always check out the spark notes đđ
The title Airpeen just made me laugh loud enough that I woke my husband up đ
I canât believe how many books there are on this list and the fact that I can think of more has me side eyeing myself đđ
I feel like something from the Tingleverse should be on this list đđ
Tingleverse you say
goes search for it
Iâd watch the hell out of a YouTube or TT channel describing full plots of these đ
oh there is one! i think she still has a TikTok, i know she has an IG though. I'll share the name later today (currently at work)
Iâm honestly shocked I havenât read more of these. Maybe we need to compare lists. I have an elevator and tool belt sentient romance I could trade you.
oh yes yes please! i know there's so much more out there i am missing, i'd love to add them to the list â¤ď¸â¤ď¸
Out of Order by Eden Winters Gagged by the Gherkin by Biblio Barbie Spread âEm: A Spreadsheet Shifter Romance by Cora Day All He Wants For Christmas is a Fingerling by J.P. Sayle (this is potato. She also has rhubarb)
I am just going by ones Iâve read and can remember off the top of my head. Iâm sure Iâll be back!
Thank you so much đ§Ąđ§Ąđ§Ą i will be adding them to the list right now
You are always welcome to come back and comment for more to be added
The door emoji! đ I love Unhinged. It got me into this genre!
You could add Bite me by Ariel Dawn (the object is a gingerbread man lol)
Omg yess adding this now!!!
Please tell me you've played Date Everything
NOOO BUT I WANT TO SOO BAD.
I watched my friend stream it
you gotta! i'm playing it now and i'm contemplating joining a cult of two led by the bar of soap in the downstairs bathroom EDIT: box of detergent pods, how could i have gotten that so wrong, i haven't visited her in a few game days
I really really want to, but i think it's only on PC if im correct? I'm mainly a console player
Thatâs so sad, I didnât realize it was only available on PC
It's on Steam (PC), PS5, XBOX, and Switch!
Omg it's on PS5?! Sayyy lesss thank you sooo much. I know what I'll be doing soon
You're so welcome! I want that game myself, I just don't have the time to disappear into a black hole of sentient object smut rn so I haven't bought it haha.
Fuck it Iâm in!
.....goodness
I found my corner of Pagebound. đ
