“Yes, but it can’t possibly have lived through—”

The animal moved.

There were three veterans at that table, battle-scarred soldiers who had served their countries honorably in more than one war … and all three of us screamed like small children and recoiled in horror"

Congratulations to T. Kingfisher for writing the first book to ever make me physically jump with fright during a scene

So I fried some eggs and ate them off the pan. I did without bread as there wasn't any left, and I couldn't be bothered going down to buy it.

My brain instantly went girl dinnerrr 😂