Recs if you like A Candyman for Christmas...

when your food wants to fuck.

And we're not talkin the Doublemint Gum jingle here.

We're talkin, they've got one 🧍 and two 🍆🍆, and are enthused to use 'em.

Literally!

I haven’t read any of these, I’m just fascinated by their existence

(I have seen accounts of people actually enjoying these, so they’re worth a shot!)