this list is not to be confused with mastication
self care romance books in all forms: mutual, solo, IRL, video call, phone, overhearing, walking in on, public space, etc etc.
if you hate the word ‘masturbation’, try: flicking the bean, jerking off, finger banging, rub one out, beat the meat, dj the vj, wanking, jerkin the gherkin, fapping; we can go on for days. whatever you call it, i just hope you reach climax ⛰️ toys encouraged but a hand (or two or three or-) will do just fine.
🫵 𝑔𝑜 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻! 🫵 😇 gladly 😇






Hot Under the Collar
We all know what kind of freakishness those too-tight collars are really holding in, the depths of depravity lurking underneath those flowing robes. These books prove our theories, with enough extra creativity to make us blush and sweat.
Clergy capers, nun naughtiness, pegged priests, creative uses of crucifixes, sanctimonious smut.
Not limited to Catholic blasphemy.






Queers & Christianity
Queer books that deal in one way or another with Christianity. Angels, demons, churches, religious trauma - it's all in here! Many stories lean horror and/or erotic 🔞
Recommendations welcome!
✦ I have not read all of these books - if you notice anything that seems to be mis-labeled/mis-placed on this list, please let me know! ✦






Splurging money on your woman is in fact a hobby
(Billionaire) MMC who are down bad and want their pockets to hurt and the FMC who have no problem doing it!
Open for more suggestions 🤗






read with your ears
books that were better on audio
basically every memoir is also going to be better on audio, especially if the author narrates it, but I have a separate list for those






🚫 We Shouldn’t…But We Will ● Forbidden Romance
Stolen glances, secrecy, and emotions that refuse to stay quiet. Messy, intense, and addictive.






Books for the Good Girls / Boys ;)
This is where it gets dark, depraved, and oh so delicious!






Audiobooks Narrated by Zachary Webber
Zachary Webber also known as Jacob Morgan is the audiobook world ~






On the Book Baron’s radar 🙌
List of books that @thebookbaron talks about and recommends on her YouTube channel.






Queer Romance






In a Church!
Forgive me Father






Brothers
Brother’s best friend, best friend’s brother, brother’s ex, brother is a demon king and you swore to help him get his crown back. Basically, it’s the brother’s fault. You get it.





