Recs if you like My Hotdog Came to Life and Screwed Me...

Proof that romance novels are for everyone...even your furniture? DISCLAIMER: These are not for the weak of heart and are usually pretty spicy... and very strange.

I am not responsible for what happens while reading these 🙃

who says you need another person to have a good, sexy time? strange, spicy, and often humorous these books will take you into the niche genre of SOR (Sentient Object Romance). if you like playing Date Everything, these books might just be for you.

please, please send me all your unhinged recs!!!

I have absolutely no idea what possessed me to do this, but here you go. Another food-themed list for the friends out there who are wrapped up in such ~ shenanigans ~

when your food wants to fuck.