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EllaUndead

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  • Greenteeth
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  • Thoughts on gamification

    Hi everyone ! I just joined this app, I’m excited at the possibility of getting to read more šŸ™‚ I didn’t know this app would be gamified, and now I kind of want all the badges, but most of the quests really don’t have the books I want to read. I’m afraid this will take me away from my actual goal of downsizing my tbr. So I wanted to ask all of you experienced users, if you’d be so inclined to share, how do you feel about the gamification, and how has it affected your reading ? Thanks in advance šŸ™

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  • EllaUndead commented on felixirofthegods's review of Claimed by the Vikens (Interstellar Brides Program #14)

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  • Claimed by the Vikens (Interstellar Brides Program #14)
    felixirofthegods
    May 05, 2026
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    I bought this at a local library sale.

    Yes, with that cover. Yes, at an innocent library branch.

    Mostly I just wanted to make the old lady volunteer at the checkout table laugh. (She did.) But nowadays I’m trying to read more of my physical collection, and hey, it was 200 pages. Why not?

    It was 200 pages of porn.

    With a cover like that, I could have expected as much, but seriously, it was cover-to-cover orgies. I dare you to find a single page without explicit content. When they weren’t having sex, they were thinking or talking about sex.

    Moreover, it was 200 pages of bad porn. So bad. It gave me the ick a million times over. I skimmed 80% of the book.

    The worldbuilding though cracked me up.

    These Viken aliens—a term used loosely, since Vikens are indistinguishable from humans—live on a planet divided into three sectors. The difference between these sectors? Well. There’s a scene where one of the heroes is eating out the FMC, and she comments that he’s really good at it, and another guy (remember, it’s all orgies) explains that ā€œhe’s from Sector One, where eating pussy is revered. But I’m from Sector Two, so I’m into exhibitionism.ā€

    A society organized around kinks??? lmao???

    There’s another planet where all the men are ā€œdominantā€ (I will punch any man who describes his personality as ā€œdominantā€, do not fucking test me on this) and make their girlfriends wear collars and call them ā€œMasterā€. Not just as a kink but as a constant rule. Like, they do this in front of their friends and relatives. And allegedly the human women there are happy with this. That’s so fucking uncomfortable I wanted to crawl out of my own skin.

    On these various alien planets, time moves at different speeds. One day on Earth is two months on Viken or something. Are these planets all in an orbit around different black holes? Are they traveling close to the speed of light relative to each other? Wtf is going on here?

    And yeah I know it’s a mistake to invest time in questioning the astrophysics of a porno, but the way it’s explained in this exchange from the epilogue is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read:

    ā€It’s physics,ā€ Mindy said. ā€œLike that movie we saw a few years ago, Interstellar. Remember? Ten minutes for the people on the planet was like twenty-five years for that guy up on the ship.ā€ ā€œThat movie was weird, too. And that’s impossible, right?ā€ ā€œIt’s science.ā€ Violet sighed. ā€œMy least favorite subject.ā€

    (Immediately following this exchange they’re back to talking about her nipples)

    I love that the author clearly watched Interstellar years ago, thought to herself, ā€œShould I rewatch that movie? Or, like, Google relativity even once before including it in my book?ā€ and then went with ā€œNope!ā€ which honestly seems about right for the literary level this work is operating on.

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  • EllaUndead commented on a post from the Pagebound Club forum

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  • what book(s) do you have a totally different opinion on versus its general readership? why do you think that is?

    off the top of my head, i strongly disliked monstrilio by gerardo sĆ”mano cordova and strange pictures by uketsu. i absolutely loved the premise of the former, but the writing style and overall execution didn’t work for me. i found the latter to be extremely spelled out and lacking in any type of writing style altogether—it just laid out events and held my hand the entire way.

    ultimately, it seems like writing styles make or break books for me or can even deter me from reading a book at all. i know some people feel that way about characters or other aspects of books, so i’m curious :-)

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    EllaUndead commented on LifeIsItsOwnQuest's review of The In-Between: Unforgettable Encounters During Life's Final Moments

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  • The In-Between: Unforgettable Encounters During Life's Final Moments
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    What is your favourite expression/idiom ?

    The other day, we laughed a lot with @mom.is.a.geek because she discovered the expression "to bust a nut" while reading Razorblade Tears. And it's true that as a non-native english speaker, I sometimes find myself discovering new expressions while reading, that i can't really translate literally in French. And I find this fascinating! 😌

    Expressions and idioms are all uniquely related to each language, culture and history, and it's crazy to think how many different ways we have of describing something abstract using images and concepts, sometimes varying depending in which region of your country you live in. Pagebound is a wonderful international community with Boundlings coming from all around the world. We all have a ton of different idioms we use in various situations.

    So tell me, what are your favourite expressions/idioms in your language and how do you use it ? 🤭

    For me, French has a loooot of very funny expressions, but one of my favourite would be (sorry it's a little bit vulgar lol) : "il n'y a pas Ć  tortiller du cul pour chier droit" meaning literally "no need to wiggle your ass to shit straight". You basically use this to say that you don't have to do things in a complicated way when there is an easy solution šŸ˜…

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  • The Tea Dragon Festival (Tea Dragon, #2)
    EllaUndead
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    Expressions.

    So, last night I was reading and there was a line that flawed me for a hot second. Then it made me think. The line was: "N, E, S, W. Or Never Eat Soggy Waffles, as her tutor use to say." I was stunned! I live I Australia, and we learnt a similar expression, except it's weet-bix. Never Eat Soggy Weet-bix. For those of you playing at home, Weet-bix are a type of breakfast food, they're a bar of wheat and other such foods, that you serve with milk, honey, fruit, sugar or yoghurt. I'm wondering if anywhere else in the world has another version of this, because, of course they do! I just never thought about it šŸ˜‚ So, please tell me where you are from and how you say it, or if this is just weird you y'all just say North East South & West.

    EDIT! I just remembered, all the kids would say "never entertain sexy women" once they were "old enough" (over 10)

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