And now let us hear poor Briseis tell of her plight of being used as a mere object instead of a living, thinking, feeling woman:

Odysseus and his mates go boating and cook up a barbecue on the beach.

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Riiiight....

Ooh, a rock, paper, scissors, lizard Spock reference. Nice.

Swift-footed Achilles will henceforth be referred to as Thumb-sucking wet blanket Achilles.

Well, that was a lengthy, meandering diatribe in answer to "What's wrong?" The fact that Achilles was "sobbing hard" throughout his winge to mummy probably made the whole thing incoherent and with at least one nostril bubble.

Nestor: Gives sensible life-saving advice in a calm and dignified manner.

Agamemnon: Shut up, you're old.

I'm not sure what to think about the use of dogface as an insult. There are many species of dog, some much cuter than others. Some might even improve the visage of Agamemnon.