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I think this series is dumb.
Not because itâs geared towards teens, but because I think it severely underestimates a teenâs ability to put two and two together. To write effectively to a teen demographic, you have to be at least a little bit smarter and more emotionally mature than your audience. Beth Revis is not.
(Yes, Iâm putting on my bitch hat for this review. It rarely comes off.)
So in the last book, we learn that the Godspeedâs propellant engine (separate from the life support engine) has been losing efficiency, so the spaceship is many hundreds of years behind their scheduled arrival at the planet theyâre meant to colonize. This is stupid and makes no sense. In space travel, you really only need thruster capacity twice: to get up to speed, and to slow back down. Inertia takes care of the rest. The ship does not require constant acceleration to fight friction/air resistance, the way a car would on Earth. Wtf is this reveal? I was annoyed.
We kick off book 2 with Elder gathering his engineers and presenting exactly this issue. Why would the engine losing efficiency mean that the trip is behind schedule? Wouldnât the main issue be that they canât slow down and might fly right past the planet?
I had a moment for a breath of relief, thinking this meant that between book 1 and 2, the author had actually put even a tiny bit of research into her scifi series that fucking hinges on astrophysics for the plot to work. (And this is basic physicsâliterally Newtonâs laws of motion.)
But then the engineers tell Elder that no, actually the problem is that the engine is entirely dead, and the ship has stopped moving????? And theyâre just⌠no longer making any progress toward the planet????????? Which is exactly the nonsensical issue Elder was just refuting??? Unless you put the whole engine into reverse to stop the ship's motion, why the fuck would they not be moving anymore?
And Elder accepts the engineerâs words as making perfect sense and moves on.
Stupid shit, seriously.
If youâre going to write about space travel, at least try to adhere to basic physics. Or make up some sci-fi tech that does whatever you want it to. Do not try to fucking convince me that Newtonâs laws of motion donât exist.
In my review of book 1, I already touched on how dumb the worldbuilding is, and how it reads like a white Christian persecution fantasy. That gets worse in book 2. Poor Amy has to cover her pale skin and red hair wherever she goes because the terrible brown-skinned natives will hate her for being white! Not to mention how she has to hide her cross necklace and defend her right to pray because, you know, everybody hates Christians or whatever. What a clever point, Beth. For sure, the white Christians are the victims. I hate you, btw.
This is exacerbated by the fact that Amy is clearly an author insert, and she sucks. Not in a fun way. Sheâs stupid, and loud about it, and the tone of the book is constantly on her side. Even from a characterological standpoint, sheâs inconsistent and unconvincing.
I do still enjoy Elder, and I felt for him in this book. Heâs a sixteen-year-old trying to hold together a spaceship full of people who all have no interest in the wellbeing or safety of the ship, the leader, themselves, or each other. And on top of that he has to put up with Amyâs bullshit.
One thing I will say is that the book handles trauma decently. Suicide and sexual assault are both prevalent themes, and presented with appropriate gravity. The trauma shapes the survivors and influences their behavior.
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Such a beautiful series. Eerie, melancholy, fantastical, haunting⌠I love the atmosphere of these books.
The Mer characters, especially Faro, are written so well. Faro is distinctly inhuman, reminiscent of a trickster spirit whoâs always laughing, even when heâs leaving you to die. He doesnât understand Sapphyâs human side nor her moral compunctions, and he has no interest in changing for her. But at the same time, heâs loyal, strong, and so strange that heâs compelling no matter what.
I had a massive crush on Faro when I read these as a kid, ha.
Sapphy is also well characterized. Sheâs a child who thinks like a child, with all the stubborn bravery and stupidity and sweetness that entails. As her connection to Ingo, the sea, strengthens, she begins to lose her grip on her land-bound life. Everyone around her can see that sheâs slipping into very dangerous territory. A part of her can see it too, but she canât resist.
Over the course of these books, sheâs been inching ever closer to sharing her fatherâs fateâwalking into the sea one day and never coming back.
And thatâs really the cherry on top of this series: itâs scary AF. Itâs disturbing. Ingo is not some kind of fantasy fairy land. Itâs the ocean, and it wants to consume you. It may just convince you to give yourself over entirely.
Super cool series, I recommend for kids and adults.
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DNF 15%. Contains some of the most egregious instances of info-dumping I have ever encountered. Chapter 3 consists entirely of a main character reading government files on like 15 different criminals to a table of said criminals. At length. None of it abbreviated or even relevant to the plot. Jfc
Plus ridiculous levels of telling not showing.
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I added this book to the website specifically so I could leave a review and put it on my profile
Where do I even start? Maybe from the beginning: I joined an IRL Discord group in early 2024, and I've been seeing them at least once every 1-2 weeks for over a year now. I've gone on two trips with them. So, when one of the mods/admins of our server found this book in one of the cafes we meet at, and took it from the shelf (this cafe has a "take a book, give a book policy", so they left them something from their bodice ripper collection in return), then told us the entire group would be required to read it, how could I possibly say no? Peer pressure or not, the jokes were too funny and unhinged for me to resist reading for myself.
To be perfectly clear, this book is a blatant Christian wet dream/fantasy/propaganda. Do not expect any nuance in the storytelling. Also do not expect any true discussion of scripture, because Cheryl Wyatt would rather tell you about how her FMC Sarah is such a virtuous chaste motherly beautiful conservative religious Christian woman than actually get into anything that requires more thought, depth, or even a basic level of literacy and intelligence.
Within the first two pages, Cheryl gives us some of the most hard-hitting sentences in the English language that I have ever had the (mis)fortune of reading: the housekeeper's "wise Hispanic eyes", the FMC's "classy but conservative spiked heels", the obsession over how FMC is so "young and pretty", the manly-man paratrooper/rescue (? his military role is never clear beyond that of "sergeant") widowed father MMC thinking to himself, "major duh, Sergeant Goof". If you think this is cringe, I am very pleased to tell you that it gets much, much, much worse.
The basic premise of this book is that Sergeant Aaron needs to go back to full-time duty (not sure what he does at work other than pray with his boss, because of course Cheryl never goes into it), so he's in a rush to find a nanny for his kids (twins, both four years old). Sarah, our classy but conservative and beautiful but virtuous devout Christian FMC, applies to be a nanny despite her "dark past". For some unconvincing and contrived reason, Aaron is hesitant about hiring Sarah because he wants to be sure she's "the right one for his boys". Sarah on the other hand really wants to prove herself to be capable and a good nanny, because she meets the twins once and just LOVES spending time with them and taking care of them, etc. That's how you know she's good Christian mommy material, amirite?
Eventually, Sarah's secret comes out, and it's honestly really dumb because that secret doesn't actually affect her ability to be a nanny at all? But it DOES mean she thinks she's "cursed" and "could never be a mother" (which is tearing her up inside because all women should aspire to be a good Christian mother, of course. #skill issue #couldn't be me). There's a lot of pointless angsting about that, and the resolution of Sarah's secret - the final cinching plot point of the book, where all is finally forgiven - is so blatantly offensive, insulting, infuriating, and enraging that I don't even have the proper words to express how mad it makes me. And it is CLEAR Christian propaganda - this thought that belief in God and adherence to the Christian religion absolves one of all wrongdoing, no matter what that wrongdoing actually was. Literally, no!!!!!! Without getting into too many spoilers, I think this single plot point in Cheryl's stupid book quite literally represents everything wrong with modern USAmerican society.
However. You will notice that I rated this 5 stars in enjoyment, which is not a lie. This is genuinely a comedy show of a book. The prose is not simply mediocre; no, what God-respecting author could settle for simply mediocre? It's actively unhinged. It's insane. The metaphors bring to mind the "worst sentence of the year" writing contest entries, then slide it even more left. Cheryl Wyatt is making comparisons that contort the English language in ways you never thought possible.
The characters are flat and one-dimensional, but at least MMC Aaron has the grace to drop zingers like "the 'roach motel (and I mean HUMAN roaches)" and "major duh, Sergeant Goof". Not to mention the "Taliban interrogation voice" he uses when interviewing Sarah.
Like, holy shit - I cannot stress enough the sheer entertainment value of this book. It's the perfect thing to read with a bitchy little group chat, because I guarantee you'll get 100 new inside jokes just from the sheer absurdity of the prose and plot events (someone outside the "roach motel" breaks into Sarah's car and steals nothing but a few CDs that have Christian worship songs on them, for example). Because yes, I did lose brain cells reading this book, but those brain cells are a small price to pay for the Soldier Daddy-themed dinner my group had on our last trip (the Mountain Dew apple dumplings are actually FIRE). So thank you, Cheryl Wyatt and Soldier Daddy Aaron, for the incomparable gift of friendship this book has given me, in exchange for the last thread of my mental stability.
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It does feel like the more that I get into this book the more that I want to read it. I didnât think I would be enjoying this as much as I am since I donât read a lot of sci books as is since they do tend to be very hit or miss for me. But this is turning into âavoid all responsibilities till Iâm doneâ kind of book
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